Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bad ********
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Waxing pubical
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Top comments
herotime 7
dumb ass
JiggaJayZ 16
Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.
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Comments (420)
NikkiPrincess 0
Crazy
iAintEvenMad 0
Good luck explaining that one.
tateh22 1
why would you even try that?!
Calyx_fml 22
It wasn't yesterday.
IRipperzZ 2
F your girls life lol she has to smell burnt hair for the next two days
Mach10 0
There is hot sex--and then there is HOT sex. That's hot.
JMoney4110 0
When was it ever non-flammable?
starsfan_9 7
As Smoky the Bear says, "Only you can prevent bush fires"
RebekahBrooke 9
you really shouldn't know that.
starsfan_9 7
oh contraire, had OP thought of that prior to, then they wouldn't be in this situation
RebekahBrooke 9
he shouldn't have known PRIOR to it either.
bamafml 3
well knowing is one thing testing it is ******* retarded
Salvikidd 6
why do inappropriate FMLs get posted but not appropriate FMLs, shaking my head...