Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, a colleague said I looked “different” and I thought it was a compliment. It turns out they meant that I looked “tired and stressed.” I smiled awkwardly and said, “Thanks?” while internally dying. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
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thebaroness1984 0
This is why I never wear makeup. That way when you do, everyone is like, "Ooooh, you look great!"
memyselfandi_fml 0
it happens. if people don't know what your real face looks like then they will do that. I wear eyeliner everyday and one day i didn't and my mom kept bugging me all day that i looked sick. that's why i try to avoid makeup on a regular basis. and when i do wear it, it looks special. lol
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finley_fml 0
that has happened to me before :(
LMFAOwned 9
Clearly your fault, ydi for being a hideous ass. (let the flaming begin) lmao
swimmer911 0
99 Notice that everyone found you so lame they didn't even bother flaming you.
christi_im21 12
Happened to me yesterday
tombrady77 0
boo freaking hoo, if this is the worst thing to happen to you then you have it too good. get over it.
rkkitty1 0
story of my life..
urie 0
lol i agree with #2. suck it up and move on.
wrestler_fml 0
make-up is just like drugs.... it helps you in the short run, and kills your looks/energy/body in the long run
memyselfandi_fml 0
it happens. if people don't know what your real face looks like then they will do that. I wear eyeliner everyday and one day i didn't and my mom kept bugging me all day that i looked sick. that's why i try to avoid makeup on a regular basis. and when i do wear it, it looks special. lol
thebaroness1984 0
This is why I never wear makeup. That way when you do, everyone is like, "Ooooh, you look great!"
yb4fml 0
OMFG same thing happens to me everytime I don't wear make up! LOL
rgop 0
Agreed with #8
woohoo_fml 0
maybe that should tell you your wearing a tad tooo much make up. ew