Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, at the park, I saw my toddler fall. I rushed over, picked him up, and said, “It’s OK, Mum’s here.” He looked confused. So did his real mum. I had mistakenly grabbed a random child instead of my own in front of everyone. They weren't even wearing similar clothes. FML
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Top comments
_chrissy_ 0
Who does that? Why? What did you do to deserve that?
Muffinish 0
She should have that stick shoved up her bum, see how encouraging she is then.
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Muffinish 0
She should have that stick shoved up her bum, see how encouraging she is then.
BunnyBites 11
I agree entirely with you. Kids these days have no respect for elders.
burnquist764 0
How do people think he deserves it?
athiest_pope 0
weird shit
meanie_monday 0
You should've hit her in the boobs.
simpsonman3000 0
or hold her down rip off her pants and shove his **** into her pussy
effyoursorrylife 0
Yes, rape is completely the answer to a situation like this. ******* idiot.
mike1921 0
She deserves it, although I think murder is better
FarSide 23
you are a fu*king idiot.
popoman 0
#33.
iluvmemicookies 0
why does 33 feel a need to bring rape into this how would rape help yeah she's an idiot but so are you. imagine that in court. lady-I just gave my son a thumbs up because he hit the man in the balls after he gave me perverted looks. well I thought they were then he raped me! yes so helpful moron...
BunnyBites 11
@14 cool profile pic.
XRiseToFallAgain 0
Wow. Kinda having a hard time believing this.
Glam_fml 0
I think you should have kicked them both in the crotch for that. And then beat them both repeatedly with a stick.
Da_Gov 0
WTF? That women is a bitch why would she encourage that? You should kick her crotch to see how she feels but it might not hurt as much...than curse out the kid maybe?
shortshan 0
Why do guys think it doesn't hurt that much for a woman to be kicked in the same place? There are tons of nerve endings there for us too, and it hurts like a bitch. Sometimes, it'll knock the wind out of ya.
FireFlie07 20
From being a female that plays soccer I have to completely agree with #18. It hurts like a BITCH!
mobius8 0
No. Just no. It hurts a **** of a lot more for guys.
SimpleSimon 0
I really do wish there was a way for guys to show women just what it's really like to be struck in the nuts. That indescribable sensation that everything in the world has gone horribly, horribly wrong. Like that dread feeling just before you throw up from food poisoning. Not pain in the conventional sense, I've done things that give far more of that, but nothing is quite the same..... Anyway, back on topic, OP should definitely have kicked her square in the minge.
gonzi_fml 0
um how about giving birth? thats shitloads painful for women =/ as for OP, the woman's a bitch for sending her son to do that.
Para199x 0
what has child birth got to do with anything? completely off topic, are you saying that he should force her to have a child?
luvs2splooge42 0
we all know child birth is painful but you can't actually know the feeling of getting hit in the balls unless you're a guy and its happened to you. i'm just sayin that i know a lot of girls that think its ok to hit a guy in the balls because its funny how we react. ITS NOT. its debilitating. I guess the point i'm tryin to make is that no one just knocks up a girl for the fun of watching her scream in pain while they give birth but people will go around kicking guys in the balls just because they think its fun. Not trying to say its worse to get hit in the balls because giving birth would definitely be worse. Then again when that happens you ladies are usually all hopped up on drugs in a hospital =) anyway... OP that really blows i feel like i myself have just been struck hard in the man-berries from reading this =/
Stephnesss 0
@25, because you just know what it feels like to have both, the male & female sex organs right? @18, getting hit in the crotch for the female HURTS. Even by not paying attention, ever walked in to a corner of a table at crotch level? As soon as something hard hits the pelvic bone... it's a living hell.
alex_vik 1
Not only does getting hurt in the nuts hurt right then, it stings and stays with you for over 20 minutes.
xxXChiiXxx 2
Getting punched in the boobs hurts like hell... :/
FarSide 23
How would a modern woman know. They either have a CS or epidural these days. No pain. If it were painful, they would not allow themselves to get pregnant.
james_is_grand 0
Your extreme ignorance pisses me off. This comment really annoyed me and you have no idea what you're talking about.
Lindsayface 0
My guy friend and I decided that getting kicked in the balls and getting punched in the boob while you're on your period are about the same amount of pain. I guess only a hermaphrodite can know for sure... Wait, do hermaphrodites get periods?
guttural 0
Haha, I agree there. Girls shouldn't hit guys there for no reason. It's not funny.
BunnyBites 11
Just because our reproductive organs are on the inside doesn't mean a stick to the crotch won't hurt. It might not be the same type of pain, but it will send you to the floor all the same if you're hit hard enough.
hazelwolfeyes 0
oh my...LOL...i mean...sorry...that mustve sucked....shouldve taken your shoe n thrown it at his head...then wobble away before the mom could get you back. XD LMAO!!!
iluvmemicookies 0
this was hilarious when I read it.......then again I'm not OP and I'm glad I wasn't that mustve hurt!! sorry but that lady was an idiot!
kelseyx 0
Wow, that's ****** up. You should've hit that little boy in the nuts right back. =) Even though that is a little cruel, but oh well. That mother is ****** up too. Who does that anyway?!
thelonelylurker 0
Someone needs to go punch some ****.