Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
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Kenik 6
Well climb back up there and push her down!
yummycupkake 0
did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)
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Comments (256)
Kenik 6
Well climb back up there and push her down!
sns_fml 0
I'm mr bucket put your balls in my mouth!
akmufasa 1
#1 is just mean. OP just say haha you're gonna make me a sandwich now right?
scrapmetal58 9
I think OP is dating a cat.
Metal_Chick 15
Op- I don't know about other girls, but I personally like playing rough with guys I like if they fight back that's a plus! So listen to #1!!
FMMFL1992 3
I would have done that
ohhhhsuuuup 0
OP's user name is "wolf boy"....I'm gunna say this "girl" he likes may not actually be female.
CasualZombie 6
I think she likes him
powderpuffjord13 0
she got a little too flirty there hehe
Tektite 14
You're lucky she didn't climb down the tree and start T-bagging you.
wolflover44 5
I agree with #35. Playing rough is damn fun. ;) If I did that I would expect the guy to come push me out of the tree. Then he could come back down and we'd make it up to each other. Haha. ;)
SoccerRebel594 0
OP probably has nasty wolf-like hair, took his shirt off, and asked her to pet him while they sat in the tree. I'd have pushed him out aswell.
ssaammiiee 5
ouch! I feel sorry for you!
PaRTy4LyFe 0
how high was the tree...
lovelydarlings 6
I think op is really falling for her. Hehe
KatrinaKitten 16
Wow, she must have a lot of strength.
garrettsgirl 0
I think thats a sign that she either likes you or hates you.... let's stick to the positive
ishida1235 0
ps3 sucks
maz255 10
op's girl: FAAALLCON... op: ****..
chessypie 0
or light her on fire :)
chessypie 0
creep
yoimtrollin 24
OP's crush is SUCH a keeper....... and by keeper I mean a douche.
dorkychick 0
she thought you were edward
auroracc99 0
Omg I was thinking that when I was reading this!
auroracc99 0
Omg I was thinking that when I was reading this!
gamercanadian 11
#1 I'm so buying assassins creed revelations yoo
humorizer 14
"Today, a male that I liked pushed me off the second to last step on the way down. I feel 2 feet and hurt my finger a little. I cried because it was a little painful. FML" "OMG! WHAT A HORRIBLE MAN. KICK HIS TESTICLES!" "THAT'S ABUSE! CALL THE POLICE!" "What a horrible guy! Karma etc." "Someone should beat him up!" "Today, a girl pushed me out of a tree." "Awww! How cute!" "You should ask her out." "Cuuuttteee!"
OkayImSorry 0
Guy has sex with drunk girl = Rape Girl has sex with drunk guy = Rarely Rape Drunk guy has sex with Drunk Girl = Only guy gets charged with rape. To the guy above: Homie, men are discriminated against, face it...
anonymou5e 6
to ^: Men just have the 'raping asshole' image, whilst women have the 'I'm very cute and never do shit' image. That really makes the difference.
DKParth13 5
12 you are really dumb fo real!!
Hmmm_ok 0
ahhh.. the almighty falcon punch!! lol in that case there was nothing the op could've done.
Eggnogs 2
why not???? I'd rip her pants off if she started t-bagging me...
xTwig 10
If your on FML for sympathy and for good ideas... Your looking for the wrong people.
officeradvil 8
Well that isn't very nice at all
bennetts211 2
Oh, she's a keeper!
LordGoober 13
Yeah, guess you can say he's really falling for her.
supersailor32 0
**** HER SHIT UP!
F2M2L 5
sabotage! she's obviously a double agent.
PaRTy4LyFe 0
cause he's freeee, free falling
numbers878 8
71, now why would op Mess up her crap.
yummycupkake 0
did she at least push you into an area where there was grass? that means she cares :)
OkayImSorry 0
What if it was fake grass that was actually made out of green colored titanium alloy blades?
Jacobt24 19
125 - When I get old, I'm going to get that kind of grass to keep those young whipper-snappers off my lawn
OkayImSorry 0
Hell. Why not get it now?
tellithowitis 13
All these comments have made my day. Thank you.
paolayupp 6
if you were a real wolf, you would have landed on your paws.
soad4life 2
wolves are dogs and therefore would not land on their feet... just saying
BMXbrett 0
true^^
SoCalGal14 0
wolves are dogs. dogs don't land on their feet it's cats. come on, now. you should now that
whisperingeye13 0
if he was a real wolf he couldn't have climbed the tree
Slipknot666Maggo 0
if he were a real wolf he would have tore her to shreds.
TeeAmoo 0
Dumb Ass You Should Have Juss Said Lion !
blondieblue33 2
she said wolf because of his name! why would she say lion?!
happymelon 0
He's just like a dog. Always ends up on all fours.
brookig 10
And you should KNOW how to spell before you correct someone else.
hehehahAho 0
If he was a real wolf, she would have been torn to shreds and eaten.
MJangel18 2
Wouldn't That be a cat
MJangel18 2
Wouldn't That be a cat
shrek1000 12
if he were a real wolf 1) he couldn't climb trees 2) he wouldn't be on a date
Stupend0us 7
Ask for sympathy sex.
nmearayta 0
do it in in the tree. if anyone sees you, stare the person in the eye until he or she leaves or you finish
flockz 20
well she obviously likes op when hes falling... so sympathy sex while bungie jumping would probably really turn her on lol
SoccerRebel594 0
51 has the right idea. Or combine both of those ideas...now that's finished like a boss. Bungie jumping from a tree, having sex, and staring someone in the eyes until they leave or you finish....like a boss.
dreamering 16
It's a sign that she loves you to death.
Patty22 0
I agree lol
volley4eva1698 0
OP's falling for her...HAHA that sucked
kawaiianime 5
Depends...how high was the tree?
yummycupkake 0
even if the tree wasn't very high at all I wouldn't appreciate the guy I like pushing me off of it lmao :D
foxyrambo 3
what depends on this?
OWNZ 0
Silly goose! Trees cant get high! ;)
Newboyz00185 0
6 Inches.....
maz255 10
105....giggity
SammLikesTurtles 3
aw that sucks.. sorry op.
sportsfreakpc12 0
aww she's s keeper :)
Pawned71 0
77 OR unlucky
soccergurl95 8
in a cage(:
dawsum1 3
ahh deep down she loves you very much..