Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.
ipwnallmen 10
Poor kid. F His life.
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Comments (103)
whostolemylama 12
I agree with my mum when she tells me I should put more thought into my comments. Oh, and to move out of her damn house. That too.
olpally 33
Agree with what?? Don't leave us hanging!! As for op, watch what you're doing next time, damn, f that kid's life, not yours.
Cad6 24
Headshot.
Shy_Anne 10
F the kids life! But he/she probably deserved it????
2oc 5
How would the kid deserve it? I mean sure, they might have gotten too close but i don't think the kid deserves to get kicked in the head for it.
PenguinSwag47 0
+50
thejewishfuhrer 17
I hate first comments like yours.
osnapitzaris 0
I LOVE comments like #1!! That's when the FML staff is trolling :)
SmoshFan6 0
Wouldn't that be a more FTKL? (f*** the kids life)
EpicSquirrel 0
*scratch scratch scratch*
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Yeah, cuz that comment is totally relevant to the FML...
zack11742 7
30 I was thinking the same thing hahaha
bruinboy44 0
Pervert
wallandpiece 16
This could be the first time only one person understood the first comment. I thought you guys were good at this sort of thing? Not up to your usual standards today.
Sp1tfire 0
40 - when I was a kid (even a very young kid) I knew not to get close to swings when people are on them. He shouldn't have gotten so close
IPoopedOnU 12
First of all stop with the retarded ass duck face. Secondly the kid don't deserve it. He Probably just didn't realize he was so close.
X_Codes 11
Ok, here's the hierarchy: 1) If the kid was like... 2... then no, he didn't deserve it, because re couldn't really know better. Instead, whoever was supposed to be keeping on eye on that kid should be kicked in the head. 2) If the kid was 5 or something or older, then yeah, he deserved it. When you do really dangerous stuff like get really close to large, fast-moving objects, then you need to be taught the lesson that getting punted REALLY !#(*%& HURTS and to stay away.
ipwnallmen 10
Poor kid. F His life.
shanemaximo 7
Finish him!!!
Lazarevic_fml 7
Evelyn win
leprechaun23 15
The kid should have been looking what he was doing.
LouisianaBob 9
The kid may well have been a toddler. They have a tendency to wander playgrounds with little caution shown around bigger kids on the swingset.
The_Tool1 13
Maybe the kid likes getting hit on the head by people on swings. You never know
MatheusRajuidas 5
Either way, the kid deserved it.
aaahhhfire21 0
Wonder how far the lil shit flew
teague95 16
Even though its a crappy thing to say, I chuckled at that comment^
Alopez426 3
141 - I second that lol!
ladyLALAA 29
138, two thumbs up, you'll probably get a few thumbs down though from people who don't know what a joke is.
1crabbygirl 10
Thank you, Louisiana Bob. Apparently outside the South ppl don't watch out for littler kids. She's on FML and playing on the playground, AND complaining she kicked someone's kid in the head. What a monster!
Dustin_Pedobear 9
#161, I live in Texas and I don't think it's very smart of you to say something with the words "Outside the south..." included. Do you have no idea how many new assholes other FMLers will rip you?
blaackandprouud 20
138- yeah I lolled as well
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
161 are you being sarcastic or are you serious? The child probably ran in front of op right in time to get kicked in the head. It is not entirely op's fault
wheel4deal 5
Well how did u explain that to his/ her mom?
Awes0meperson 10
And that's why I killed her officer
FML_Master2133 6
Easy, say the kid got in the way. She disagrees, run!
VictoriaSchultz 8
Atleast it'll explain things in the future if the kid has his moments. ............ Atleast he'll know he didn't get dropped as a kid. He got kicked!
bruinboy44 0
He kicked her too.
ladyLALAA 29
I think the kid should have gotten to kick OP in the face, fair's fair after all!
xgetxbentx 13
I want to know where the **** the mom (or dad) was to begin with. Considering the child was close enough to the swings in use to be kicked in the head, it sounds to me like said child wasn't being very closely monitored to begin with. Seems like if the parent was watching them, this wouldn't have happened to begin with because they would have made sure their kid wasn't in the way.
felixshen 18
She shouldn't have to. Its the parent's fault to begin with, they should be supervising their obviously very young child at all times. And anyways, its pretty hard to stop a heavy weight going at something like 30 kph minimum, so its not like OP could have prevented it.
ALpein 0
F that kid's life man.
IndiRae 9
Hey kid! Imma boop your head!! *boop* LOL
deLongenator 4
I believe that all these young humans deserve a swift kick to the head everyday!
mynameisshow 4
And you didn't feel something hit your foot?
asiandude801 4
That's when he noticed dumbass
Lazarevic_fml 7
Hey Meatball ! What ? FOOT
livinginabook 24
Exactly what I was thinking!
mynameisshow 4
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HOLY ****.
coffee_man900 16
I think it's a Her, as the Poster is Evelyn. Who's the dumbass? Oh and "all capitals?" Uh, no.
xgetxbentx 13
Perhaps op had on thicker boots? There's plenty of shoe styles that could keep op from feeling it, especially if she didn't kick them hard.
coffee_man900 16
In case it wasn't obvious, my note was regarding #31's notes. That's the first comment that was buried w/too many negs. Shouldn't be calling people "dumbass" without just cause, dumbass.
erl1996_fml 6
Now slowly walk away...
LadyJoker21 0
Hahaha now run !!
DaKillaMafia 2
No! Run like wee man.
deLongenator 4
He has kid on his shoe!
jonriise18 3
I know, I'm cruel but, THAT'S AWESOME! lol
kimgr 9
What?! You think it'll be awesome if someone kicked you in the face?
Lazarevic_fml 7
If he was a very very Bad Bad girl (gaga) yes Oups sorry... She's stuck in my head...
Bobientje 3
Just tell me where you live, I'd be glad to kick you in the face.
torch433 1
wow ass :/
tobedd 13
I'm glad someone had the same thought I did. Stupid kid will watch more carefully where he's going next time.
hayleyjames 0
Well it's not, poor kid! Depending on the size of op and how fast she was going that would of really hurt and could have caused concussion
chrisrgrant 6
Satin has taken over your body
skyeyez9 25
Satin? The silky soft fabric? Or "Satan" aka The Morning Star, Lucifer who prowls around as a roaring lion seeking to devour and destroy?
skyeyez9 25
Satin bahahaha
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmfao.
PenguinSwag47 0
Satin does crazy things with your head, man! *Shiver*
benhd1 14
It must feel smooth and lovely Also Satan (if that's what you mean) isn't so bad, read the bible Also he was just swinging and the kid came up in the way.
SirCharles83 13
19- hilarious. Thanks for that.
ALpein 0
Sadly, I cannot think of any other Satanic fabric puns.
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.
Cad6 24
That's what she said.
venomousddog 19
56- I laughed out loud at your comment man you deserve a thumbs up for that random comment
Mguy 2
We don't know how old the kid was he could have easily been two.
kawaiisakura 12
If the kid was younger than its more the parents fault. If they are that young then the kid shouldnt have been that close if the parents were with them. Maybe the kid was being babysat though. Thatd make it unkown
SailorSolaris 43
Not a good idea to walk BEHIND someone on a swing either.
Caretaker21 4
Poor kid, they do have a tendency to run up at the worst times.