Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
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aback 5
Good of you to show them how it's done.
iBad 0
u should have walked away with the ball
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aback 5
Good of you to show them how it's done.
teehee520 0
Win.
rends 0
u dropkicked the ball? a little unnescesary huh?
niamhyo 13
Hey
Niko_Peiko_Boo 0
Haha! Damn kids these days.....
krispykreem 0
...nice. Those kids sound like pricks though. Maybe those reflexes could earn you the position of their goalie?
metamorphmagus 0
YDI for trying to teach them a lesson the wrong way. I'd suggest returning the ball politely and then either call their parents or just bust the shit out of them.
SuperSpore 0
And get sent to jail for child abuse? I think not. I think what he did was the best way to teach them. Or he could kick it back at the person who kicked it at him. Hard.
NoteMyGrin 0
Haha. You don't think that'd raise some eyebrows?
ReasonsToFly 0
You could throw one of your foot at one of them in the balls and say "Oops, I slipped." No jail time, all good.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
OUCH
powersticks 16
Watch where you're aiming next time man. I would of kick it straight back at them if they weren't little kids. See how they like a face full of soccer ball lol
papooseee 0
thats an interesting analogy.. ricochets of a tree, i don't get it
STVader 0
its not an analogy. It means it hit a tree and bounced back at him. That's what "ricochet" means.
lexiBRo 0
im totally missing where you see an analogy...
diemoelol 0
He's being a smart ass because the OP left an F off in the word "off."
KumoFF7 3
#30 and 18, you fail
KumoFF7 3
#18 = dumbass.
shewasalmost18 0
today i kicked a ball at some guy. he tried to kick it far away, but he hit a tree and ended up crying on the ground. mylifeisaverage
LadyAlathia 0
Yeah, next time, don't be a dick. Just give the kids their ball back.
ReconExpert 0
So your saying just keep walking after a ball almost nails you in the head, and do nothing back? Screw that!
Kathykir 0
I like that shit I wouldn't be able to put up with it
soccergirl15_fml 0
Well done. Those kids are stupid for being so obvious though. Sometimes before games my friens and I try to peg people walking behind the net. Kind of entertaining.
Themaineaddict 0
Hahahahaha me and my friends do that at lacrosse! We intentionly miss the ball so it will hit people walking by on the feet. It gets them so mad
Manon_fml 2
wow, how cool are you....
Orchid_fml 2
you don't deserve to play lacrosse .
DeathShad0 1
Yea. Because if a ball is kicked hard there's no way it can be caught... /sarcasm And how did he act immature? I bet just about anyone would do the same thing. I know I would.
w0nderingman 0
those are kids kicking the ball as hard as they can. not league players. so yes, that ball can be caught.