Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while babysitting a 9-year-old boy, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I yelled, "SON OF A…" but managed to stop myself before saying the last part. The boy yelled, "You were gonna say bitch! I'm telling mom and dad!" and, despite my desperate attempts to dissuade him, he did just that. Guess who's fired. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
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EffinWhosLife 0
I hate the kind of parents that think their kids are so perfect, that they would never do anything wrong. If i were you, I would've slapped her and left. (I would slap my Aunt too, if she weren't family.)
MooKee 0
That's rude, you should have slapped her back! XOhah DID You at least get paid
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Comments (191)
choppedNskrewed 0
haha that sucks! how old is the kid? it would have been even worse if the mom was hot and getting slapped by her turned you on..... ::first::
wintamint101 7
that's abuse and you should sue
gail254_fml 0
Slap that bitch back!
mtl_gtrst1723 0
wow...that sucks. u should have told them off while leaving and then sue their asses
bipolarchipmunk 0
SLAP THAT BITCH BACK, RAT BASTARD ************ DESERVES IT!
XxBlackamusPrime 5
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MooKee 0
That's rude, you should have slapped her back! XOhah DID You at least get paid
KiSsKiZzy 0
Why did you put did in caps??? That's sooo annoying!
cadillacgal79 32
To add emphasis you nincompoop
NickACD 27
Dude don't add to it. Press charges for assaulting you.
blue_mandie4 0
You should have told her that it was her kid and that you were never babysitting her kid again and you'll tell all the kids at your school the same thing. People need to hear the story first before they do anything rash. I hope you told her that it was her kid swearing.
countryb_cth 38
And if she is a minor she should for sure tell her parents what that lady did. It is completely unacceptable to slap someone elses child. I cannot stand these parents who think their little angel can do no harm and blame everyone else.
ow_fml 0
Curb stomp the kid while he's on the ground imo.
PainInTheAsss 16
About to go American History X on this bitch!
EffinWhosLife 0
I hate the kind of parents that think their kids are so perfect, that they would never do anything wrong. If i were you, I would've slapped her and left. (I would slap my Aunt too, if she weren't family.)
floatingdonut08 0
Yeah I agree.. what were the parents doing home if you were babysitting?
BtheBeast94 7
That's what I'm wondering
BoriquaLove293 25
I used to babysit for a stay at home/work from home mom that just wanted to be able to work in peace sometimes so she was there but I took care of them for a few hours
twilax101 0
I call fake. If you were BABYSITTING, why were the parents home?
yeezuschrist420 11
Maybe they were doing chores and couldn’t keep an eye on their kid??
shitfaece 0
Doesn't anyone actually use words before resorting to physical acts?
baseline 0
I hope you delivered a backhand with furious vengeance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNdFN7_hbIQ