Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
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pjsr 33
Perfect picture - he probably heard Batman died and wanted to get revenge. Do you look anything like the Penguin?
RichardPencil 32
Maybe he thought you were your brother's dad, and wanted to prevent you from making another one of those.
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe he thought you were your brother's dad, and wanted to prevent you from making another one of those.
pjsr 33
Perfect picture - he probably heard Batman died and wanted to get revenge. Do you look anything like the Penguin?
Glowworm56 27
That picture is making me laugh--especially because the first Robin Batman had was named Dick. So basically, that kid punched you in the Robin!
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet you're a big fan of "Bewitched." They had two Dicks!
RGB0light 4
可怜的弟弟
daniel95 11
awww poor dick lol