Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Spotted
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
MenstruallyFrustrated
Surprise, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
juliette
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bye bye loser
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Please do it
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Faithful
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Heartbroken
🌶️ Spicy
Kinda sus
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Filing for divorce
United States
Bad sign
Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML
that1guy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
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mnmolino 14
Maybe dead animals turn him on?
WeAreAHurricane 14
He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)
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Mr_west27 7
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chels1994 11
I would have called him on it
cntryiscntrywide 0
or... he might want to jack off.... easier clean up?
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, you don't want to start a cumfire in the woods.
suavesuave 2
Maybe he jerks off in condoms.. It's a thing
cntryiscntrywide 0
he might want to jack off... keep rain and dirt out of his barrel, or use them on fat black prostitutes and leave them in the woods for kids to use as balloons.. there's obviously a lot of explanations.. so not really an FML
KiddNYC1O 22
They're actually penis zip quilts.
BadSuerte 0
Tell him that he should wear those often because he's a dick. (:
redmnky21 8
he's just planning on becomming "one" with nature ^_~
jshsmith1995 0
If they're unlubricated hell probably use them to waterproof small electronic items if he needs to, they can be a lifesaver
cyril185 0
Hunting sheeps in New Zealand?