Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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ieatdeadbabies 0
Sounds like he's planning on doin some side business too
danmmcd 0
right... straightening out his room as a favour... lmao
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SmellDaPurp 0
atleast he is safe?
LauranceMonroe 0
sucks to be you
MetroidSlayer01 8
@1.: lmao! your histaricaly positive X-D
sam411411 0
he just doesn't wanna be messy when he thinks of you
Pumpkin226 0
Just because he took his condoms doesn't mean he's having sex with other women. What if he doesn't want to make a mess when he pleases himself? I would still ask him about it though.
jellybean120 10
business trip? hmmm!?
look_its_me 0
sounds like it'll be a good trip
fisheatsbear 6
I'm wondering what the destination was
Blue_Coconuts 7
Sweeden. Best place to find hot girls that wanna sleep with Americans.
juniorsgay 0
my boyfriend did that once to...but all I kept thinking was atleast he's not going to come back with anything! he did go on a buissness trip just away from u and a whole new place all new people he wants to get some. it's not like your going to b there but I'm sure that would be a fun night
elvgar 0
i think he might hve taken them so u dont cheat on him?
trizzieb 0
fisheatsbear) Its obvious the destination is some hot little senioritas ass in Cancun. Silly question.
samanthaiscool 0
maybe you were all out and he just took the box to the recylceing bin.. you never know he might use them to ********** and may be thinking about YOU ! trying to optimistic ;)
Yee12 0
Who are you going to make food for now?
DGross 8
maybe he brought them for a friend...or surprise butt secks with his boss... either or
mattbeverly 0
return the favor call me ;) jk
ReyEr9412 0
"Business Trip" *wink wink*; *nudge nudge*; *chortle; chortle*.
Ajjas013 6
@119 Are you having sex or something? Or is that just you trying to push your penis inward?
deathcab7 0
^not funny. and yeah op, that sucks. but maybe he wont use them. ?
MF12 0
hmmmm. I liked Ajjas so much better when he didn't have his pic up. Now he looks kind of like a nerdy guy who has no life.
ImaginaryFoe 1
@ juniorsgay: WTF? Do you and your bf have an open relationship or something? OP, is it possible you were just out? It seems like a stupid thing to do since condoms can be bought anywhere. Unless tidying his room is code for snooping through his things.
CountChaos 0
at least you won't have stepchildren...but that still sucks. he could at least cover it up by leaving the condoms in his room and then just buy more on the trip!
u_killed_kenny_ 0
I think he is pushing his penis inward
SmellDaPurp 0
it was probly a trap so he could catch you goin through his sheit.
StoryOfTheYear 15
maybe he is wanting to wack off and not make a mess on the trip 0_o
tyheron 0
YDI for referring to straightening out his room as a favor. It's a duty!
look_its_me 0
^^this.
kingfishfighter4 0
ooohhhh no.
flufffypants 0
he's going from port to port
adamsk1 0
well you know what they say... different area code different lay lol
jakeomatic 0
Balloons, anyone?
DavidCooksAngel 0
Why, don't you go surprise him, and show up at the hotel he is staying at.
kas782000 0
he didn't want you using them lol
Taipan_fml 0
Right, because she can't just go to the store and get some more.
shiznutmuffin 0
#22 you are an evil person, metroids are my pets
MetroidSlayer01 8
^^^You just made my day! lmao!!
gensimone 0
Yea, Right. There's another adverb for "straightening his room, as a favor" it's called SNOOPING.
skullbashd 3
did you know chortled was actually sniglrt made by Lewis Carrol and became so popular it was featured in the English language
spidoosh 0
that sucks
Ruminati 0
This. Also you shouldn't really be snoopin' around in the first place. Clean it, then get out.
MQ_was_here 0
The "guy" you've been seeing for a year? You mean your boyfriend? =/
shotstack 0
He's definitely not her boyfriend now...
DarkStriker 0
Wow, sucks for you
KellyIly 0
That sux. =
Cupcaken 0
safety first, morals later!
mattbeverly 0
I'll remember that
ieatdeadbabies 0
Sounds like he's planning on doin some side business too
Spongii101 12
Uh-oh... hopefully he won't need them.
kikiwi_fml 9
Well that is beside the point. It's the intention.
nayy_fml 0
oh sucks
petrcech_fml 0
#8
lovelyred 0
lol fyl that sucks. you should **** some dudes wile he's gone.
yourlifesfucked 0
agree! op my number is 315-560...
Monikabug 9
Yeah, "let's cheat on him before he has the chance to cheat on you! Get even before you get out! That would teach him a lesson!!" Seriously?! That is terrible. "hey OP, ***** youself out since he is cheating on you." No.. How about you BREAK UP with him BEFORE you sleep with someone else? Have a little class.
Kikren 0
Um...I'm pretty sure they were joking.
gagtjs 0
i agree why would you break up with a guys whos cheating to be a ****??? anyways your right
Serene_fml 0
At least he won't pick up any STDs to give to you =)
Monikabug 9
There is the bright side! :)
ilovechuux13 0
or have a baby mailed to him in 9 months
fisheatsbear 6
lol @44 baby in the mail.
Monikabug 9
Well, if it fits it's shipped, right?