Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Spotted
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
MenstruallyFrustrated
Surprise, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
juliette
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bye bye loser
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Please do it
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Faithful
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Heartbroken
🌶️ Spicy
Kinda sus
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Filing for divorce
United States
Bad sign
Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML
that1guy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
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mnmolino 14
Maybe dead animals turn him on?
WeAreAHurricane 14
He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)
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mnmolino 14
Maybe dead animals turn him on?
MrBoredGuy 1
I've heard of guys putting condoms on the end of their muzzle loaders to water proof them
geon_olam 17
He wouldn't want to catch an STD from his latest kill...
mnmolino 14
Number 11: Me no speke the shootie
ty1992_farmlife 12
#11. That's what plastic bags and tape is for. Don't waste condoms!!
urdirtyolduncle 15
^yeah! Because if you use a condom, there's a 2% chance it may not work and your gun getting pregnant.
RedPillSucks 33
ohhhh!!!! @#11, I'm a use that one on my next "hunting" trip . Didn't say what I'd be hunting for
zombicidal 11
I've only heard of putting condoms on guns in high-school of the dead and I live in the deer Capitol of America but I guess people do it
alexnumber14 2
#1 Maybe you turn him on
mnmolino 14
#88 maybe I do
aliceb2255 0
11&88 that's debatable ..
ALpein 0
She should be lucky its an annual trip and not a daily thing.
Renesaga 8
The way I see it, there are two possibilities: 1. He's cheating with a human. 2. He's cheating with a deer carcass. Take your pick, OP!
Sebastian_NG 17
you can put up to a gallon of water for drinking in a condom, guess OP is a little too paranoid
CondomSense 4
This is perfect! Dead animals turn me on!! I keep them around my home. ;)
HannahJoButtons 2
He took a box of condoms but forgot his extra cell phone in his desk drawer at home.
dumboears 8
A gallon? Holy shit.
Achan_fml 5
Brokeback Mountain
aurynforever 14
Wabbit?
thatssomeBS 9
228: That is precisely what I thought... But at least in Brokeback Mountain we were all awarded some Anne Hathaway muzangos.
imustbeinsane 2
Shouldve just told the boyfriend to leave her some
evamusical 12
So who's he hunting?
Meilin 7
That's what I came here to say xD
raney150 0
Would that be *********** AND necrophilia?
The_Troller 14
268- sounds like twilight.
alival 12
Aw damn! Look at that squirrel! That's one sexy dead animal!
DaZzLeBuNnIe 3
I love that show
jmassing1 7
North poll??
ImanAzol 4
Supersadomasochisticnecrobestiality is when you get a hardon making Bambi a fatality Just grease up and do the deed, don't question the morality Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality
anon3345543211 12
Thumbs up for high school of the dead reference
Daevas 18
Up' your comment for the anime!
WeAreAHurricane 14
He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)
TherealMort 0
You don understand OP, The smell of lubricant on condoms attacks deer.
BreyBBY 0
BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN!
TherealMort 0
Attracts deer* Damn auto correct
Buttsexpirate 9
Shh, I'm hunting hooker.
thisisafunnyname 12
milf hunter!
Krajjan 9
Well, in the Army we sometimes used condoms to keep water and dirt out of our weapon barrels. Think positive... and poke holes in all of them.
KK3137 31
So that if he is cheating on OP the girl he's sleeping with is MORE likely to get pregnant if he doesn't notice the holes? I wouldn't do it.
my2centsworth 15
#77 Sadly, that is the first thing that came to my mind.
dumboears 8
Getting the other girl pregnant would be payback for cheating, if he is cheating. Sucks to be the other girl tho... Just take a needle a poke through the package. I know someone that did exactly that and it worked.
jordnlyn 6
He's going hunting alright.. For ******!
Ray_of_midnight 23
yeah, my first thought was "You ain't never used that fishing creel I bought you!"
cosmosis 12
I lost the game!! Damn you #2!!!!
TeamDazu 5
No, he is going to be hunting for you ;)
TeamDazu 5
Sorry about the comment i wrote above. You guys may bury that one. 220- maybe he is hunting for you ;)
vadim14 3
well then hopefully his hunting buddy is a girl
tweetbaby14 18
No, he was going to skull-**** the animals he killed with his guy friends. Women don't hunt, because wild animals don't run through the kitchen.
bizarre_ftw 22
I know a girl who hunts, her aim is Terrifying!! We live in the upper northeast and she's not so much redneck (or at all) as steampunk. Just saying. Also, for the irony, she's a ginger (any regular on here will get this)
MikeDa1Da 14
118- just stop...
tweetbaby14 18
It's a joke... I too know girls that hunt... You guys must be new, I'll help you guys out, very rarely will you find people being serious on FML.
ninjacutie 6
I tried to hunt once… obviously I'm a girl… I'm a great shot but I got to chicken shit about killing something but that's no the point I'm trying to say that some girls hunt >.
bizarre_ftw 22
135 - nope
Meowingtons500 18
One of my best friends wasn't at school the other day because she shot a big ass buck at the bus stop. :D
Minecraftering 5
Is that a metaphor for something much, much more disturbing?
youcunthole 0
She just randomly had a gun in her backpack or something?
Bullpine 11
what would it matter? either way he'd be cheating
jordnlyn 6
55- I go hunting every year and have had my license for about 4 years.. Small game but still, I'm pretty good at it :)
yummayy_ 11
I know TONS of girls who hunt. Gotta love southern il :) lol
tweetbaby14 18
295, I really don't care.... I know girls that hunt actual deer, so.... And I even said it's a joke...
MrsDruidess 23
Guys, I am sure #3 was making a Brokeback Mountain reference. Not a dig at female hunters.
Doctorhowl 0
He can't quit his buds is all!
sammiskorpio 8
BEASTYALITY
bizarre_ftw 22
Necrophilia
redbluegreen 41
No, no. It's **********. Spell it with me children: B-E-S-T-I-A-L-I-T-Y As in the BEST. Beastyality is definitely not a word.
bizarre_ftw 22
No no, it's necrophilia N.E.C.R.O.P.H.I.L.I.A. (what? Op said it's a hunting trip)
smashgrab 0
Zoo-necro-pedophilia. He's going to shoot baby animals, then f**k them.
bizarre_ftw 22
Wow, you're dating an idiot! Go up to him and mention that he should buy them in the way, but do it like you're reminding him to pack socks.
old09 11
I have to apologize!! I accidentally hit "thumbs downs" and it won't let me retract it. Stupid phone.
emochicksrule 1
I'm sorry but your picture is creepy.
bizarre_ftw 22
Mine?
pilotoenrique 0
Mine what?
old09 11
Really? If its her I think youre wrong I like it (not being a creeper)
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's not creepy, it's bizarre. Get it? No..? Okay...
Katastrophe101 8
You like it because her **** are practically hanging out. Classy.
old09 11
Yes that has to be it. And this is why I do t comment on FML
sovietkiwi 0
I upvoted it for you
builditbetter09 3
He's just practicing safe hunting.
jwade11 12
Is no one else thinking "cheater?"
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Has anyone seen the video on youtube where the dear tries to hump the blonde girl? In this case the position is switched
Arxikist 3
Maybe he will blow them up and use them as baloons.
FarSide 23
...and then what? Turn them into animal figures?
hedgehog80 0
Lol wtf would he use the condom balloons for?
Arxikist 3
Getting the attention of hedgehogs like you.
thisisafunnyname 12
tl;dr
JinxosGirl87 0
and then shoot them and bring the deflated condom home to tack to the wall as a trophy.
IamVexatious 0
Maby just maby, he isent going hunting, and just sayig that he is so he could meet up with some other girl amd hookup
ellakacyme22 6
Did not read to long, can't be asked
j_cat187 20
Maybe he is using the condoms as liners in the process of making fresh sausage. Mmm... venison sausage.
rock_hard 8
And maybe, you should try to work on your grammar before posting things.
turtleomnom 0
Sasquatch fetish?
bizarre_ftw 22
He's a furry?
slick5880 22
Sasquatch will do amazing things for a piece of jerky.
Henneryy 2
Weird Fetish O.o
alival 12
Hmm I wonder what he's hunting
ty1992_farmlife 12
He's going on a hunting trip, he doesn't need condoms. This is a sign he's gonna cheat.
bizarre_ftw 22
No! D: *gasp*! call Scotland yard! I think we've got a genius on our hands! Tell me more sir! *listens anxiously*
ikickgingers 15
Wabbit
klonopin_ftw 0
Sounds like he's going cougar hunting.
boofgall 16
37- you're the type of person I'd want to be friends with.
bizarre_ftw 22
Thank you ^_^ *takes off hat, bows*
iamhe 8
MILFS?