Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we were out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
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jbuckets_404 39
You mean EX-boyfriend, right? Did you remember to poke holes in all of them just before you left (given that flimsy, very obvious excuse of his)? I bet he claimed too that a "Dingo ate 'em all!" Apparently, you weren't the only one visiting "Down Under" during those two months.... :-( Better luck without him, OP! :-)
Mungolikecandy 19
Perhaps he just had a fancy wank.
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jbuckets_404 39
You mean EX-boyfriend, right? Did you remember to poke holes in all of them just before you left (given that flimsy, very obvious excuse of his)? I bet he claimed too that a "Dingo ate 'em all!" Apparently, you weren't the only one visiting "Down Under" during those two months.... :-( Better luck without him, OP! :-)
nathan10mlse 7
Don't jump to conclusions to quickly, obviously it looks bad but there's always a chance he was just being a good wingman
jbuckets_404 39
Yea, no. Then he oughta have admitted as such BEFORE reaching the bedroom.... Besides, who lets friends f*ck in their own bed? I sure as hell don't! But you're right; it DOES look bad ... for a very good reason. As a wingman, offer 1 or 2 condoms over 2 months? Sure. But nine-10? "I don't think so, Tim." [Per US TV Show: "Home Improvement"] Ex-BF is a dumb-*ss anyway for failing to re-fill the box to pre-trip levels, but I'm glad that he got caught. He certainly doesn't deserve OP.
nathan10mlse 7
I'm just saying there's a chance, and that you shouldn't accuse them of something that drastic unless you're 100% sure
RichardPencil 32
Or he could be into water balloon fights?
LostSoul 20
That is kind of like when my mom said the condoms in her purse were my brothers. lol
RichardPencil 32
On the bright side, he practiced safe sex on 11 of the times he cheated on you. A guy deserves a little credit for that, right?
Mungolikecandy 19
Perhaps he just had a fancy wank.
raven_of_azarath 35
11 of them?
Sady_Ct 38
You can’t tell me it seems odd that a guy has 11 wanks in a 60 day period? He probably had a lot more than that.
spillmybeans1 5
I've done this before so it's not too far off. it makes less of a mess
Magtec 11
Condoms do make for easy cleanup after masturbation, especially if he's used to wearing them anyway.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Maybe your b/f has guy friends that used them?
RichardPencil 32
And this is supposed to make things better? I'm sure butt-******* your male friends still counts as cheating!
1gullible_bugger 34
Not sure that's wear they meant. Haha He could have been just giving away condoms.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Boyfriend has guy friend. Guy Friend wants to bang a girl. Guy Friend grabs a condom. Didn't say anything about gay sex.
JasonThorn 23
Go to him, hold up the box, and say, "Eleven reasons WE HAVE TO TALK..."
Miranda Frye 2
The first time me and my boyfriend hooked up he had a drawer full of condoms, after the deed was done I asked him why he had so many. He told me that it was for masturbating, easier clean up. I thought it weird too, but makes sense.