Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Spotted
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Bye bye loser
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Please do it
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Faithful
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Kinda sus
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Bad sign
Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
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mnmolino 14
Maybe dead animals turn him on?
WeAreAHurricane 14
He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)
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Rody412 0
he's hunting MILF's...
sarahac_2004 1
#144 I agree with you. OP obviously thinks he's gonna cheat, but is to dumb to take the hint to go with him. Maybe he wanted OP to see so she would want to go.
emsiti 6
They were used in ww1 to keep dirt out of the barrel, maybe he saw it in a movie?
hateevryone 15
when he get to his destination, call him and break-up with him. ruin his trip.
rockinsexychick 5
Haha my ex did this alot and never did anything he wanted to see how long before I figured out ha
purple91 8
Hope you confronted him as soon as you saw him do it.
summinay 0
I hope he's no longer your boyfriend.
KingZaneXII 6
It may not be what you think, OP. A common trick to keep dirt, water and debris out of the barrel of a gun is to put a condom on the barrel. I guess you could say he's bringing protection for his OTHER stick xD
obviousboy 8
Pussy, the most sought after and hunted thing in the world.
bizarre_ftw 22
And yet, it's only endangered in China
TheWetzel 5
He's always prepared for Chuck Testa out there in the woods.