Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Spotted
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
MenstruallyFrustrated
Surprise, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
juliette
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bye bye loser
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Please do it
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Faithful
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Heartbroken
🌶️ Spicy
Kinda sus
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Filing for divorce
United States
Bad sign
Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML
that1guy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
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mnmolino 14
Maybe dead animals turn him on?
WeAreAHurricane 14
He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)
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undrglass 2
Sometimes they put condoms on the ends of guns invade it's wet out to keep the barrel dry.
bizarre_ftw 22
44,45,46 Wow, a fail sandwich
murdersquirrel 15
...
bizarre_ftw 22
Hey it must've been moderated
2dog 15
Well, at least their protected?
LadyLexi 0
Hm...hunting my ass...for the G-spot maybe :P
tweetbaby14 18
Yes, they will be hunting for ass; yours could be on their list.
bizarre_ftw 22
The male g-spot is in the ass The female one is in the vag What are you saying exactly? Because right now your pic is misleading
mrbuckeye 2
You are hot though I'll give you that...
d10cat 0
If you were 18 I'd find yours for u
sikmunkee 9
well thats akward.sorry OP
FordFan 0
More like annual "humping trip"
roseXthorns 8
It seems that everyone assumes that he will cheat with another girl, but usually it's only men that go on hunting trips together. Unless he's gonna **** a tomboy, OP may have to realize that the boyfriend is gay or bi.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or he's using hunting as a cover story and will be in a hotel for the duration.
kenshin496 3
In the military they use condoms to cover the muzzles of their rifles to prevent foreign debris from entering... : ) but then again....
Minecraftering 5
That's why they sell gun "condoms" at hunting stores, so nothing can get in the barrel. He's just using old condoms because 1. It saves money 2. OP doesn't let him use them often enough, gotta use them somehow.
Kukua 5
Or 3. He's a cheating bastard
scottgeo 0
Sounds like he is hunting some pussy for the gun in his pants.
cup_of_squirrels 6
This was already posted
perdix 31
Are you sure you heard it right? Maybe it was his Anal Hunting Trip. Did he bring along the lube called "Gun Oil?"
upyourzlolz 11
I had a remarkable experience there! Even though he forgot the oil, my guy certainly cocked my gun and fired me up!
Person1233 13
This reminds me of the movie "Freddy Got Fingered", which I should add is a beautifully artistic movie that deserved every negative 1 star it got. Gettting "inside" roadkill is just beautiful.