Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I found out that my step-daughter, who is 29, still living at home, who I've completely supported since marrying her mother 16 years ago, wants her cousin to walk her down the aisle at her wedding two years from now and not me. FML
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Top comments
bigAC 6
don't help her
ocramavaf 15
well there you go I mean if she's estranged chances are either you, her or both did something to estrange each other, so I give both fyl and ydi
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Comments (101)
GalicZ0ul 0
That sucks bro I feel bad for you
shots1996 8
Its a chick who posted this?
EvilPotato 15
27 Yep.
mrkwaje 0
Pay the lawyer so she can be single and maybe you will have another chance to build anew relationship with her
fmlluver1415 6
screw building a new relationship with her the hell with that
ocramavaf 15
well there you go I mean if she's estranged chances are either you, her or both did something to estrange each other, so I give both fyl and ydi
bearnblue 0
Screw her..
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
She even had a marriage way longer than Kim Kardatian!!
bachooka 5
Note the keyword: estranged. I'm sure that isn't only her fault.
evilplatypus 39
I agree. It takes two to lose touch.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
True, 44, but I'm pretty sure what they mean is that it takes two people to actually get to that point.
jwade11 12
I agree with you all. My sister screwed me over(tried to date my fiancé) and I haven't talked to her in over 3 years; although I've tried talkin to her. She has no interest in having a relationship with me. So although it takes two people in some cases, one person can cause it all by themselves.
SpruceDread4578 13
57- Wow, that's got to be rough. I mean losing almost all contact with your sister. What she did though was wrong, but overall that situation must be hard on you.
jwade11 12
83-- extremely. A lot of emotional turmoil. But I guess what doesn't kill you makes you stronger? I don't know if I completely believe that statement because I don't feel stronger from it.... But oh well. Thanks for caring though. :-)
bigAC 6
don't help her
smileeee_fml 0
Doesn't deserve it at all.
porcelainkisses 5
... That's really sad. But remember that you wernt invited to the wedding before you help her with anything!
L_Lovegood 19
I agree, she's got some guts first not inviting her own mother to her wedding, then calling for money to get out of it. FYL OP.
flockz 20
make sure she's divorcing an actually person before you send money. you know, she could be "married" to her ten cats.
GroovyGravy 7
Where's my money jumber? Times running out
kitkatknicknack 12
Until they start hitting you with their prosthetic leg XD
ronton 4
Well I know one person who isn't getting a divorce anytime soon!
every1luvsboners 11
You should have told her to kiss your cracker ass when she called asking for money, then invite her over for a game of Jenga and some hot chocolate.
Kazakuya 3
If you give her a single cent, you're an idiot.
TeamDazu 5
17- Just Shutup
underguarded 20
Well you should be glad you never went to the wedding.