Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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Top comments
rofdoc 14
What a gentleman!
User57777 13
Did you give him permission?
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Comments (192)
akiahara 14
I don't understand how this is an FML. No sense of humor.
JayFoShizzle 4
"Roger that."
Aweh_Olivia 13
That's totally something my boyfriend would do.. :/
Altena 0
I actually thought this was kinda funny and cute
Conkle5 1
So doing this! Haha
obngprn4 6
lmfaoo
Surrealism101 5
You know, some guys (not all, but some) fall into the category "one and done" so to speak. Though awkwardly worded.. Gotta hand it to him.
KillerPotato 14
One and done?
polkadotpjs 0
Awww that's cute :) but you got laid by a guy with manners... why are you complaining?
Hammer01 8
He wants to be your submissive .
OhhhMaryy 12
Lmao omg, that's so adorable!! But kind of a turn off.