Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, I found out I have endometriosis… Which doesn't mix well with a horny boyfriend. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
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Top comments
Teddzz 19
You shouldn't even be talking to an extremely ignorant jerk like that who apparently only cares about sex.
Cass_x 22
He seems to be a ******* idiot. Try not to feel too sad over someone that's so self centered and only thinks about sex. I really hope you're okay xoxo
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Comments (121)
Teddzz 19
You shouldn't even be talking to an extremely ignorant jerk like that who apparently only cares about sex.
TanzWolf 26
Yeah.. If that's all he cares about, it's for the best he broke up with you. You deserve better.
ermagherdaturdis 26
He could've been using it as an excuse to dump op?
Vitotaylor36 13
......... He kinda did do that..........
shutupshane12 12
Looks like someone didn't really read the fml
DArthurVaderian 18
No, she's saying he doesn't really care about the sex he just wanted a reason because of something else.
IvyRizzzzoli 25
Either way he's still an asshole
FemskyD 26
Better of without that idiot :/ what happened to empathy?
littleteapot 21
I think you mean sympathy. Empathy is understanding what someone is going through because you've gone through it yourself. He doesn't have ovaries, so he can't have empathy for her situation.
brand125 17
i disagree, 80. just because he dont have the same parts dont mean you cant imagine your own guy parts hurting and feel bad for someone else... you can definatly try to put youself in someone elses shoes without having been there.
Bragi 12
Like most "Romance FMLs" the event had nothing to do with it. He wanted to break up with you; this was an excuse.
Allornone 35
while you are probably right, one has to wonder what the real reason was. I mean, could it really have been worse than this? Even another woman might have been more understandable (you can't always help how you feel). But this excuse there's no sugar coating. He just looks like a dick
screenager5 35
Sounds like you're better off without that idiot. You don't deserve to be treated like that when something scary happens. I know how bad cysts are. :|
jthmtwin 16
My mom had one so bad when it ruptured it caused appendicitis and had to have both the ovary and appendix removed.
countryb_cth 38
@64 I have only had small ovarian cysts rupture and those hurt so bad, I could not imagine the pain your mom went through with that amount of force from that ruptured cyst. I hope she is ok and better now.
Cass_x 22
He seems to be a ******* idiot. Try not to feel too sad over someone that's so self centered and only thinks about sex. I really hope you're okay xoxo
Steve97 32
Guys like him just piss me off, seriously a relationship isn't all about sex -.-
jthmtwin 16
If relationships were only about that any couple with kids/pregnant would break up since children put a crimp in 'adult fun'
Norja 33
Heartless prick. Good riddance. Get well soon OP.
kirbs19 37
Hope your okay OP! What an ass be glad he's gone!
lovelyvampire 16
I feel like your boyfriend is an idiot.... I think you could benefit from not having such stupidity in your life. please feel better!