ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
motherlover
Hoffman Estates, United States
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
ooblie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Suave
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
liz1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
someonevexed
Germany
Freudian slip
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Top comments
jbizzle2688 6
Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.
AugustBurnsToast 14
That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit
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Comments (107)
jbizzle2688 6
Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.
GigaPudding_fml 24
I imagine them going: - You like that daddy? - Yeah sure... Mom? - Ewwww, you can't call me mom!! Oh the logic
niadanac1 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I heard his mom was a milf... Take a compliment.
aaahhhfire21 0
His family sounds like they're really close if he gets confused like that
onlychildFTW 34
It's one of the things that only works one way. Girl "I'm getting a headache" guy "oh would you like some aspirin for..." "SHUT UP, you're giving me a headach!" oh the good deed gone bad.
BRLHP 24
thats just wrong
blushy 14
now you know who he was thinking about
Trollzaya 6
maybe OP has a smokin hot step mom?
Eiregal2 10
21- because I like the word gigapudding lol
Orcina1 3
Freudian Psychology at its best
GigaPudding_fml 24
116, if you liked the name, then youtube "gigapudding", you'll like it even more after that :) Asian commercials ftw
CityOfGlass 0
Hahaha oh god so true [X
bee716 0
Sorry, gurrrrl.
GothicAngel17 24
Wtf?
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
Really? Like WTF? You couldn't have commented with something better than that?
Justforlolz 14
What I read: Hurrr a Durrr.
KriiFahMoro 9
The award for the most retarded comment goes to...
jeob1992 8
She supports sublime I support her comment
urdirtyolduncle 15
68- wait, wait! Don't give it out yet. Durrrrrrrrr!!!!! Goes to?
AugustBurnsToast 14
That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit
coolboy675 16
Guys tend to select that are most similar to their nurturer, in this case, his mom so sure it's creepy, but it's also psychological.
yahoowizard 16
Well, Freud is haunting from his grave, however creepy you want to portray that
Guren 0
.......wincest..? **** it, too awkward.
ahhhhaleigh 1
Yeah just a little.... I'd be freaked out.
Victoria16_fml 0
aww that sucks ..
noshatsherlockk 15
No, it's ******* awesome -_-
RedPillSucks 33
Apparently his mother does.
PostItSticker 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe when his mom made him feel better or good he called you mom so take it as a compliment
Nevereverland 8
No.
ohmandapants 17
His MOM should never make him feel "good" in that way. What kind of logic is this?
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow. That is just about one of the worst things you can call your girlfriend. Especially while getting intimate.
KaanTech 0
Once again i clicked on you without giving single flying **** to the matter
afunnyterdcody 5
Brian peppers hahahha
JustHayden 5
No the worst thing you can call your HF while getting intimate is her sister.
marxistbkly 3
Worst would be tell her, " you remind me if your other."
TheFamilyElf 17
At least... He's comfortable with you?... No... He feels safe with you?... No... You remind him of the good old days as a child?....No... He thinks about his mom during sex? Um... Yeah...
GODert 8
Could be one of his top fantasy, who knows or he wants to be Oedipus.
TheFamilyElf 17
I thought the same thing. Must be it.
ankoku 2
Please tell me he said "mama" and not the super creepy mommy or mom..
onlychildFTW 34
I'm sure he said mom or mommy. If you're honing to call your gf that you gotta go all out creepy!
Calyx_fml 22
Is his name Oedipus?
Furrywhiplash 14
No, because Oedipus didn't have an oedipus complex. He had no idea that he married/had intimate feelings for his mother.
Mister_Triangle 21
I think his name is Sterling Archer
perdix 31
Norman Bates
Laceyfrogs8 6
Haha good one!
whoaaahorsie 7
Errrr, been there, done that. Except we were in the shower and I called him my sisters name. tmi?
ladyLALAA 29
Yeah, submit your own FML, this is about OP!
onlychildFTW 34
You called him your sisters name? He must have been as small as your sister down under then. Haha. And yes, tmi. Tmi on SOMEONE ELSE'S FML!! NOT YOUR 5 MINS OF FAME!!
RedPillSucks 33
May be similar, if you're a guy. If you're a girl, not so sure.