Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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rofdoc 14
What a gentleman!
User57777 13
Did you give him permission?
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Comments (192)
mstedforrester 6
Ladies first !
simoncat 11
Tell him: "No, Private Privates, stand down and commence with the oral festivities, until told otherwise." Then make him salute.
LittleMagicWolf 7
...I can't decide if that's hot or not.
JONNBOY88 9
And women say chivalry is dead
Kizeree 2
My guy has to request permission to climax, or he gets into big trouble. Sub males make great lovers.
jburd 2
I feel sorry for your man. You must be as dry as a unsalted saltine. Boring lovers are the worst! Next time let your eyes roll back and say launch sequence activated. Or permission granted, all hands on deck and start thrusting like your life depended on it!
candiighal1121 14
Dude there is nothing wrong with that! Thats shit is hot! Role play go along with it!
racegirl92 5
Country boy????
Vidimus 13
How is this an "FML?" He was being polite, albeit in an odd way. Consider yourself lucky, OP.
80zChyld 2
I think its a bit kinky & cute... you must be boring in bed.