Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Don't mind me
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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rofdoc 14
What a gentleman!
User57777 13
Did you give him permission?
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Comments (192)
Alastrina_fml 20
He sounds like a total submissive. if you like taking control, that can be a turn-on. =)
errr_21 5
Sex Elegance 101
Summer_Nat 0
Haha that cracked me up!
Albixr 8
Oh my gods, that's ADORABLE!
darlinjai 18
I'm sorry OP but that's just hilarious. I would die laughing
Anumayis 34
My boyfriend read this, you gave him great ideas..
KennyDidIt 9
"Make it so, Number One."
ashwarden 3
That could be considered kinky lol ;))
DusktheKat 12
That's so polite! He's giving you the option to have the chance of getting pregnant rather than being a douche like some guys.
Guru_Gal 12
How polite! :D