Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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Top comments
rofdoc 14
What a gentleman!
User57777 13
Did you give him permission?
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Comments (192)
SRU_Toronto 5
He has manners!
mofoitsthepopo 6
Army'll do that to a man...
gary3768 13
Lmao I love that
JayFoShizzle 4
FML? You have an awesome BF/Husband/Fiancé
ElTigre995 4
So? big deal.
kzai 16
Permission denied. First you must make me climax.
ilovefall10 21
So, let me get this right. If a man climaxes without warning, it's bad. If he asks to climax, it's also bad. You just can't win!
lovecrazy12 14
At least he didn't cum and then ask "did you feel that?"
capnbzarr 43
If it's quite alright with you, I'd rather enjoy ejaculating in your ****** at the moment. Would you mind terribly?
panda_lou 11
Manners, bitches love manners.