Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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rofdoc 14
What a gentleman!
User57777 13
Did you give him permission?
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Comments (192)
picturescrazy 24
All guys need to do that ;) Lucky you, OP!
fatty222 1
R u old as hell??
EvilUndead 9
Military roleplay, perhaps? Could be fun. Ask which rank he thinks you are.
irainkoolaid 6
I'm totally doing this next time
KociaQ 30
Someone has been reading more then only "Fifty shades of..."
rahrah27 10
I don't see why this is an FML, I'd love that!
1crabbygirl 10
A psychoanalyst would have a field day with the initial phrasing on this one...
Autocorrected 11
This is the funniest FML i have read.
Flesheatinmonkey 3
Er mer gerd derts herlerious
dangousity 21
Lol your so awful he asked permission to end it