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Fairla31 Tampa, United States

The nerve of this guy

Today, my ex asked me if he could live with me so he wouldn't be homeless. He also asked if he could introduce me to his new girlfriend so they wouldn't have "trust issues." This coming from the same guy living with grandma and mom, who has no job, no car, and basically dumped me for her. Like, sure buddy I'll get right on making her feel comfortable. FML

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I sure hope you said a big ol NO!

There must have been an intervention over his behaviors if he’s getting kicked out by grandma and mom. Why can’t his new gf take him in? I wouldn’t want to meet her either.

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I sure hope you said a big ol NO!

There must have been an intervention over his behaviors if he’s getting kicked out by grandma and mom. Why can’t his new gf take him in? I wouldn’t want to meet her either.

I think she means he wanted the girlfriend to move in as well.

Wait, "making her comfortable"?? You let him stay with you?!?