Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
Today, my flat has turned into a pigsty. My flatmate decided to make the lounge his bedroom and it looks like a bomb has hit it. I haven’t been able to sleep, as he doesn’t sleep at night and talks to friends all night long or plays loud music. FML
Today, as usual, my flatmate is so loud when talking face to face that my ears and head rattle. I can't say anything because how dare I suggest there's anything wrong with my roommate's hearing. Yet nobody else talks this loud. FML
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BizzaroG 0
Use him as an alarm clock ;)
kazumaslayer666 3
Would you enjoy being kept up until 4 in the morning by a loud beginner accordion player? it's one thing to play one well it's bad enough for most people, but to be bad at a bad instrument is not a double negative.
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Comments (133)
noobgang7 5
fail
mcicycool 0
accordions are beast!!!
Boldmongoose 0
OP should trade the acordian for a tuba and send him to Justin Bieber's house
ryguy997 0
GOOD LUCK SLEEPING!!!
cater2U 0
this is lame not the accordion the fml
irsmeagol 0
hahaha and a foghorn xD
BUHLAWFOOLxD 0
The fml is not so lame seeing as now he/she has to live with this annoying person playing an accordion all the time >.<
Joey7361 0
is he Mexican??
captainkevineff 0
he shouldn't have called you. he should have came home and played it. way less annoying.
cokeorpepsi 0
worst fml I've ever seen in my life. how did this bs get past the mods?
GeoThermalSleuth 0
And this I'd an FML because ... ?
GeoThermalSleuth 0
^ And I know, my dang iPhone spelled "Is" "I'd". I don't want to get verbally murdered by a bunch of insane grammer Nazis.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Oh wait I read it wrong. I thought it said some friend got an Acordian. But your roomate got an Acordian. So yeah FYL! I would A. Buy Earplugs B. Move out as fast as possible C. Take a bat and smash the Gould instrument to pieces.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Wow another spellcheck error. Not "Gould" "Foul". I really need to fix my iPhone!
richhart 0
The worst you've ever seen in your entire life? Are you sure that's not a bit hyperbolic?
anonhxc 0
try eastern european
georgiaboy01 0
so r dogs in darth vader costumes
cater2U 0
no 55 this fml is still lame 120%
UberFail79 0
Get an attack dog. Train it to attack at the sound of an accordion. Solved.
alleyx3 0
uh what's a flatmate a roomate?
mcgugs 0
now THIS is a true-to-its-name FML. the gift that keeps on giving! fyl, op. make him move out if he starts it.
idk_what_2_put 0
mcicycool I love your darth pug
u_killed_kenny_ 0
how the **** is this an fml? unless u were sleeping......……
bobby3130 0
^^thats what the nocturnal part was for smart one. and damn Brits and your flats be normal
epound28 0
I fail to see the problem. Accordions rock bro.
woofis 0
#5 ur pic is awesome
bvxf 2
25 wins
majones 0
@82 what does this have to do with conic sections?
mrstomkaulitz 0
I second this notion!
mjk555 2
second yay
MetroidSlayer01 8
second until 100 people comment on number 1. enjoy your spot while you still have it.
mattthew 0
agree
butterflywings12 0
who cares about being second I hate it when people comment just to be first or second
iowa3jumpman23 0
beat his ass with a ****** drum stick! lil wayne style
uke_master 0
Yeah lil wayne style, asking for protected custidy in jail because you are such a hard gangsta. lol
superHydrate 4
epic win
ruinit 0
i woulda said "**** off" and hung up
mattthew 0
#5 yes they are..... but your pic isn't
cokeorpepsi 0
lol lil wayne is a fake ass bitch.
massagenist 0
whats a flatmate ? a hot girl with small boobs ? and does she put out ? if so im interested.
BizzaroG 0
Use him as an alarm clock ;)
afatmonkey 0
Tie him down and time the tv to turn on when Family Matters is on? The screaming would be a little too loud for me personally.....
aardvarkish 17
Awesome! I love Europian accordian music.
ricosuave1106 0
fyl. repeatedly.
iowa3jumpman23 0
you spelled the wrong
TailsThePrower71 4
Ouch!
JackDark 0
If he plays it at night, go in and slash the bit in the middle. He can't do that, so don't let him. Or, buy a tuba, and play it LOUDLY next to his bedroom during the day. Karma.
TheSO 0
Go inn? Theyre room mates.
xNephilim 19
Flat mates. As in apartment.
twobridesinct 0
I agree with snickerdoodles!