Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, the guy I had to let go because he told me he didn’t “want a relationship or anything serious” started becoming exclusive with someone else. This is the fourth guy this has happened with. What’s wrong with me? Why am I not good enough to date? FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
At least you know you're still exclusive!
Hilda_x 25
Don't be okay with being someone's last resort. Move on and find a guy that's going to choose you first.
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Comments (49)
Etweens96 25
Don't worry OP, you'll find someone better!
BulgyCashew33 16
Why are their so many dislikes to this comment
Seabass_Chan 33
Because humans are pessimistic at times. Whether realistically or unrealistically, you decide.
MsConfusedd 27
At least you know you're still exclusive!
gorgeous_vixen95 12
Why does this have so many likes and the actually good comment has so many dislikes?!?
beeferjay 34
wow just wow
freddygasman 18
no, just no. go away with your pointless comment.
Hammer1722 19
Listen to your own advice #24
LetsGetFreaky 20
Dump his ass and move on dont worry you will find someone way better then that guy
gorgeous_vixen95 12
Why does this have so many dislikes too??
holyshmolly 13
Well at least you know u have choices yet he doesn't
DjeePee 25
You did understand that her boyfriend only visits her when his other girls are unavailable? So talking about choices is a bit weird in this context.
vsus98 22
Re-read the post slowly.
gorgeous_vixen95 12
#27...reread it....he doesn't have any other girls....NO ONE sleeps with him. He can't get anyone else except her.
Calingaladha 21
And now you know why.
Hilda_x 25
Don't be okay with being someone's last resort. Move on and find a guy that's going to choose you first.
iHateHippiesToo 6
So, someone with even fewer options?
TheDragonsGuard 19
Well, now literally no one will be sleeping with him!
2fst4ufrl 8
Are you hot
holyshmolly 13
Are u stupid?
countryb_cth 38
When calling someone stupid you should probably spell "you" properly.
kamr3n 13
At least you won't be cheated on!