Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend smashed a glass in my face. When I went to the hospital, the first thing the nurse did was ask what I did to upset her, and then muttered that she hoped I'd learned a lesson. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my daughter had her gall bladder removed after just having liver surgery, my girlfriend tripped and fell, breaking several toes and possibly her ankle, and I got almost no sleep between my night shifts. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
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BrandonG_fml 0
Horton hears domestic violence.
green_eyes124 0
Why did her friend bite her? Gosh, all these vampire movies and tv shows have people going crazy! : )
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Comments (135)
Snickers369 0
dont you love hospitals?
Snickers369 0
that's kinky
green_eyes124 0
Um, I'm a little confused by the second comment.
Molkerei 0
He is implying that she likes it rough
McCamryn123 0
...no hes not..
Molkerei 0
Then i have no idea. maybe he has a weird hospital fetish
ChesCanadaEh 0
Comments 1 and 9 have no relation. If 1 felt the need to waste 2 comment spaces he should have made a new post.
tencalories 3
wait........what?
Jojo08_fml 0
obvious the nurse thinks he beat her
ZUNiBiO 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't get it. did you do something wrong?
HallowBlue 0
No, they just think he was abusing her.
Sun_Kissed18 25
bruises and broken bones don't look promising haha but being there for support should show the staff that you aren't bad
kilbert 0
HAHAAHAAA, you think being there makes him look better?? makes him look worse, like he's sitting there to remind her not to say anything
jezzibell 0
52 is right... But OP, She had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. WTF???
Iskaria 0
I had my legs on my friends lap in college two years ago and he just grabbed one and bit (he'd been frustrated all day and I was winding him up) so it can happen lol ^^ it left a nice little ( ) shaped purple bruise!
jdreiner 11
Cause when you abuse someone you generally stay overnight with them at the hospital???
sleepallday44 10
So they don't say anything to the nurses
sexyscooter 0
that bites...
soupey_fml 0
gtfo
ImApencil 0
ayye! Wallenberg !!
BrandonG_fml 0
Horton hears domestic violence.
maxtheman 0
lolwin
sexyscooter 0
hahahahaha love that episode!!! that and the one wer its a crack rock! ! ! ! ! ROBOT CHICKEN FTW
CitizenSnipz 0
That was in Famiy Guy, not Robot Chicken...
goldiefox 0
Haha! =P Bite me!
chloec16 0
not creepy at all? O_o
goldiefox 0
Joking dude. I would never want someone to bite me! =P
Gameguy602 0
79, I do believe you missed a rather well executed pun.
orangeinstat 0
on the bright side at least your not a criminal...
allmidnighteyes 11
Liar. You pushed her down the stairs 'cause you found out she was preggers.
FuckMyEveryth1ng 0
Yay makeshift abortion!
Lennes 12
Well that's one way to do it.
green_eyes124 0
Why did her friend bite her? Gosh, all these vampire movies and tv shows have people going crazy! : )
Molkerei 0
ya... after he said her friend bit her i stopped reading II am more focused on that. Please explain why her friend bit her.
ohSNAPyall 27
Her friend is a rabid dog.
Kiggerz989 0
Crazy kids these days... <_<
iVereor 0
blame twilight lol and all these supernatural tv shows. i don't spend my time watching all these annoying shows and movies but yeah kids are turning into vampires now kinda sad
IWABO2_ 0
You know wat truely happened so **** the nurses.
bethan1 4
I don't think the girl friend would approve of that.....
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeah, then push THEM down the hospital stairs afterward.
IWABO2_ 0
lol smart-ass :p
Sansational_ 18
#39 toplel
HaxivX 0
jesus Christ. Biting her leg? You mean a girl on girl leg bite?!
ChesCanadaEh 0
Where does It say a girl bit his girlfriends leg...? No where, stop making assumptions.
azhein 0
he had a question mark looks like he was asking if it was
Gameguy602 0
He used something that is informally known as an "Interrobang". It's meant to be read as a question that is being yelled, as if the person posing the question is surprised and is demanding an answer. There is also a symbol for an interrobang, that looks like and exclamation point and question mark superimposed over each other, I don't think it ever became official.
antsinmypants199 0
wow. that actually made my life. i want to see the symbol!!!! cuz i do that allllll the time haha