Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She had her whole hand in me kind of deep. It was hitting everything inside me and triggered me to poop a little bit, on her arm and the bed. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
JuzReading 23
Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.
Cads1 24
Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (145)
Dick_diamond 22
Time to try anal. It'll seem bigger then..
dakid87 10
I don't even know what to tell you dude. Fingers work wonders:)
captainsmegma 12
So either your anatomy is small or hers is cavernous.
bigred6693 12
Guess it's time to invest in a *****, or practice your tongue skills.
Hyenayena 27
She was just in the heat of the moment, but don't worry! Size doesn't matter if you know how to use your fingers and mouth properly! A girl is most likely to cum via oral than penetration
ColdRoxas 18
All men in the world support you
limegreenpoopie 31
Ouch :/ self esteem breaker
dat_guylolz 1
That's all folks!!
mergeterge 24
If it was her first time, don't worry too much. She might have just been assuming that it would hurt (it's honestly not supposed to) and was confused when it didn't.
lexdelmonico 14
It wasn't HER first time, it was THEIR first time
9a_1z 12
It could've been her first time as well as theirs. I think 38 has a point, lots of girls are taught to brace for impact like it'll be a massive sensation for every girl's first time.
schulzy16 9
That's all folks