Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML
Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I woke up with a terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super cute dentist chick enters and says, "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
Parents and technology. Never a good mix.
Rkikkas9713 25
It's a dentists office. That makes no sense as a pun.
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Comments (37)
Benpie 22
Lol, come on man, stop DICKIN around?
Rkikkas9713 25
It's a dentists office. That makes no sense as a pun.
lulinator 40
What? This comment needs a follow up.
nix1993 41
I think he meant to reply to the "Stop teasing me, put everything in" dude below
lulinator 40
Ahhh, that makes sense. Thank you! Little slow this morning. :)
Mcstud1y 30
Sarcasm? Maybe?
countryb_cth 38
I don't know how people end up replying to the wrong fml
Cads1 24
Parents and technology. Never a good mix.
guii_fml 24
Women these days
CaptainBat 9
Such a good mom lol
MrGibbs25 20
the worst is when they drug you up and then get all chatty with ya. for the next hour they nod their head while you let lose a series of unintelligent grunts.
seninaa 27
Series of unintelligent...what?
MrGibbs25 20
grunts.............. read the whole paragraph.
JuzReading 23
She really couldn't put two and two together??
FemskyD 26
Shes quite protective hm
barlos88 19
Apologize and fire back with over communication, let her know when you take a shit, describe it to her, remind her how important it is you always be in communication ;)
hoosiergirl94 31
That's like if the dentist asked you a bunch of questions and got mad that you couldn't respond because their fingers were in your mouth
worldclassrager 41
If you weren't in the waiting room wouldn't it be logical that you were getting worked on?
xxmollyxx 25
Yes, hence the FML.