Today, I went outside to feed the hedgehogs who often visit my garden. It was late in the evening and dark outside. I was walking barefoot, when I suddenly stepped on something. It felt soft and splashed apart under my foot. I looked and realized that I had stepped on a slug. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
Today, I stepped on a glue trap for scorpions. Bare foot. There was a scorpion already caught on it. It wasn't dead. FML
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hdisnfjs91 21
Oh man I thought you were going to say you stepped on the hedgehog and my heart sank. Sank a little less when I found out it was a slug lol but still
RichardPencil 32
Did you react quickly when you realized what happened, or were you too... ...wait on it... ...sluggish?
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pipstixx 1
aggghhhh stepping on a slug barefoot is literally the WORST feeling! 🤢🤮🙅♀️ wayyyyy worse than it sounds for some reason, there's really nothing else like it. Accidentally stepped on a dead jellyfish once and that was pretty bad too but the slime residue from slugs does not just wipe off! takes a good soapy scrub 😫🧼🚿⚠️
RichardPencil 32
Did you react quickly when you realized what happened, or were you too... ...wait on it... ...sluggish?
hdisnfjs91 21
Oh man I thought you were going to say you stepped on the hedgehog and my heart sank. Sank a little less when I found out it was a slug lol but still
brockwaycc 3
I bet you are feeling… sluggish
BurnInDemonFire 39
This is why Archimedes invented shoes in 9BC.
Hashtagfail 17
Oooh that's were shoes are for!
Gemfez 17
For a moment I was super worried you were going to say you stepped on a baby hedgehog. I’m relieved it was a slug. Sorry it was so icky