Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
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Top comments
Davids9199 14
Dude **** her and people like that honestly you can do a lot better than that bitch
KneelToMyPotato 18
What a horrible person
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Comments (150)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Sorry for your situation. hope you feel better soon..
HerMischief 21
This happened to me once OP. I feel your pain:(
JustinJK 21
Idk why genuinely empathetic and sincere comments are down voted.
HerMischief 21
This^
FreakyDino98 13
i hope by "feel better soon "you mean his embarrasment and not his impediment because thats a from birth to death kind of thing
Davids9199 14
Dude **** her and people like that honestly you can do a lot better than that bitch
thawny_fml 21
It's shit like this that leads to school shootings. But seriously, kill them all.
whyme9000 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
**** her as in literally?
KneelToMyPotato 18
What a horrible person
HrothgarXII 21
What an asshole - I'm so sorry OP
chaseafterwind82 29
Wow, what a bitch! Well, at least now OP you know she's not worth your time.
mikuxxhatsune 32
What a bitch. She seems like a horrible, rude bitch to use someone to her advantage for her own entertainment. What a bitch.
CanadiAnM8 24
Don't even pay attention to that bitch anymore. That's just wrong.
aliezzo 19
People like them deserve a special place in hell
cocoshake 16
awe those assholes
IronMan_Mk43 20
That is such a horrible thing to do. I'm so sorry OP, you can do way better.
chuka81 27
Unfortunately. he wants to do her not Way Better.