Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, a girl I met on Tinder described herself as curvy and sent me pictures. We agreed to meet and let me say… those pictures were at least 10 years and 15 stone ago. She was no longer curvy or even just overweight, she was grossly obese. I could smell the unwashed skin under her fat rolls. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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jim_witness 0
Pretend that you are not the guy but a friend of his and you want to introduce you to him personally. Then set her up with one of your friends who doesn't date a lot.
Stellaritsmeg 0
Throw a doughnut at her and run.
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Comments (53)
laurensucks 0
HAHAHA! that is tooo hilarious
jim_witness 0
Pretend that you are not the guy but a friend of his and you want to introduce you to him personally. Then set her up with one of your friends who doesn't date a lot.
Achall91 17
They've traded pictures before....
Achall91 17
They've traded pictures before....
bellsy 0
that is the best idea #4, except they had been trading photos and she must have known that he was the right guy.... lol bl with that
lilrick1523 0
MHL!
tateno 0
haha kinda same thing happened but never met. told me later her pics she sent 4 months later. werent hers. she turns out to be gross, really overweight , but her personality was amazing. oh well ahahaha
Stellaritsmeg 0
Throw a doughnut at her and run.
brie3 0
fo sho
frannytrois64 0
LOLOL Hell yes! You got the idea man. Or get her an appointment for some maaad liposuction. Hahaha jk, jk. But really man, that was an unfortunate turn of events.
ELAINEsaysWOOF 0
she probably thought the same thing about you hahaha.
dreamofme 0
Beggars can't be choosers.
justdance45 0
i agree with number 8 lol
little_musician 0
No disrespect meant for the girl in this situation, but I agree with #10.