Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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Comments (469)
killaKT 2
That's what you get for being an ass. Does it make you a would be killer for seeking out drivers on their phones instead of paying attention to your driving? Ydi
alizzette_nabash 6
Well I despise people who use their horns in appropriately. Which is using it for anything other than to signal a disaster seconds from happening. Not for showing disgust.
apintsizepeanut_fml 4
It's her fault, but fyl!
HerrBawl 4
Ahahahahahahaaa!
TJ1991 3
******* idiot YDI considering you're no better than her!
sorie_fml 1
Moron. Way to solve life's problems
totheforest84 4
Clearly you are a lunatic.
irateyou 9
Whoa! Calm down.
sidviciousmum 3
Don't take the law into your hands ,, look what happened now!!!! Hahaha
chick92282 15
You know, reading the post and the comments makes me absolutely sure that no one who is down on distracted driving has EVER driven distractedly. Y'all have never, I'm sure, been thinking about a recent fight with a family member, or eaten while driving, or changed the channels on the radio, or been upset about a death, or been listening to your favorite song and gotten so into singing along with it that you closed your eyes to hit that high note. I'm sure you've never done any of those things, because that would mean you've driven while distracted and are therefore all a bunch of judgmental hypocrites. OP got what (s)he deserved for thinking (s)he could pass judgment on other drivers instead of focusing on her own driving.