Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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ciumegu 6
Karma ****h
dreadedguardian 5
Typical female driver.
MrRager7 1
So If I see someone getting beat up, a child being abducted or a bullied I should mind my own business? You're exactly what is wrong with the world. Jackass.
Corilee13 7
More accidents are caused by people talking to PASSENGERS than people on their cell phones. I'm not saying cell phones don't cause accidents but eating, changing the radio station and talking to your friend in the back seat cause more and are perfectly legal. "Would be murderers" just shows you level of ignorance on how to interpret statistics. Also causing a panic like you did just shows you are equally irresponsible of a driver. That's like running into a theater and screaming "FIRE!" because you see someone smoking and want them to stop...YDI
Llamacod 11
actually, eating and changing the station while driving is called "driving while distracted" and it , too, is illegal.
Corilee13 7
Actually, in Oregon, there is no "violation" called "driving while distracted"; that is a colloquial phrase for the violation called "unlawful cell phone use". "Unlawful cell phone use" varies from state to state, but in most states does not cover using the iPod in a stereo, using the navigation tool, having it on speaker but still in your hand (as long as its not "to your ear") and it does not ban cell phone use by cops. Eating, changing the radio station, and talking to a person in your car ARE not covered by a specific law. You can still be ticketed but only if you are deemed "unsafe" (I.e. swerving all over the road, driving too fast or too slow, ignoring traffic control devices, etc.) which are covered by other laws entirely.
colytonkl 2
I'm with you on this one. Talking on the phone while driving is unacceptable. You showed how distracted this woman was which just further proves why they shouldn't be doing it. All the people telling you to mind your own business should remember "If you tolerate this, then your children will be next".
CheshireHalli 19
Yeah, not everybody has nerves of steel when it comes to random honking. The woman should not have been on the phone but there are better ways of handling it than scaring a "dangerous" driver. Besides, OP didn't even say she was weaving or make any indication that she was dangerous other than being on the phone. So there was no reason to show that he was disgusted by honking the horn and scaring not only someone who is "distracted" and the other drivers around them.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
You do realize you're an idiot, right? Proper show of disgust: Pull off the road, call the local non-emergency police line and report a dangerous driver at the intersection of where and youareat. Laugh as they get a ticket. Improper method of showing your disgust: Honk the horn scaring her and countless other drivers. Wreck a car, endanger lives needlessly, still not actually teach anybody anything. Except not to be a honking douchenozzle.
notepie 6
You are a real ******* dumb ass!
salamanderss11 1
U r a retard
sarahaa01 0
Dude ur a dick =.= no offense : /
thatoneguy79 10
How is the person not supposed to take of offense to you blatantly and specifically insulting them? Who were you intending to offend, the person to their left? You comment is thoughtless, careless, and counter-intuitive. I take offense and It wasn't directed at me.
crazycrystal 4
It is your business when these people are on the road . U did the right thing !
NoahEibon 11
Not the sharpest knife are ya? :/