finalfantasy
Aurora, United States
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fuckmyhair
Stuck
Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML
ouch
United States
Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML
TriangularBanana
Houston, United States
Today, I babysat my little cousin. He thought that a glue stick would have the same effect as chapstick. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
redeye
United States
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
leosmom
Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Dick move
Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital because he thought it would be funny to Superglue googly eyes to his dick. FML
mcase
Compton, United States
Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML
M95
Norway
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Top comments
pjsr 33
That IS pretty funny. The prank war is on. Replace his lube with superglue.
Allie614032 34
Please tell me the glue was non-toxic!
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Comments (13)
Zekfen 17
When normal cream won’t contain that beast of a cold sore, switch to superglue for maximum holding power!
pjsr 33
That IS pretty funny. The prank war is on. Replace his lube with superglue.
Donut_Wizard 23
And add a few drops of hot sauce.
RichardPencil 32
So, the next person you kiss will get stuck to a herpe.
Allie614032 34
Please tell me the glue was non-toxic!
Dave_Davington 34
Well, I certainly laughed when I read that, so he just may be on to something.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's when you replace his lotion with hand sanitizer.
openawhole00 6
hopefully your ex isn't your emergency contact
blahblabbity 19
well, it may not help your cold sore but it’ll help you lose some weight!
SwordSlashBlade 13
Well if ya can’t tell the difference between coldsore cream and superglue ... you deserved it!
Davros 12
On the way to school tomorrow put chocolate on his seat so it looks like he shit himself all day.