Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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piperbaby 3
You should be so aggressive and honky
tyoung_1313 3
people who talk on the phone dont kill people. idiots like you kill people.
terrykayez 6
Actually people who talk on the phone kill other people all the time, quite often actually, and that is why they passed a law in the first place. 1) My brother's life was cut short because of some dumb ******* prick was talking on their phone. 2) Your point is invalid.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Idiots like both of them. The woman was so distracted that a horn made her jerk into another car. What would have happened if Op had been trying to let her know there was a pedestrian in her way. She would have barreled on not paying attention. That shows that, despite Op's dickish attitude and less than beautiful reasons for doing what he did, that the woman was not prepared to be a defensive driver if someone had been trying to get her attention. On top of that, I am pretty sure it is illegal for a reason. Just because this woman didn't hit someone does not mean other people don't. You think all those studies are wrong?
alpacaman 5
That is such an ignoramus thought. That would be like me saying "You're a complete douchebag" before meeting you. I would say WAY worse if I really knew you.
truerebel 1
Why don't you mind your own business?? Douche bag. Ydi.
MrsDrake11 7
You deserve it. Mind your business. You don't know what she's having a conversation about, what if it was serious? I ******* hate people who are all up in the business.
hama806 19
Her conversation was not serious as she was "happily chatting on the phone." They were both wrong and therefore they were both idiots.
gixxergirl74 5
Ur a fucktard who should mind their own business and stop worrying about what others are doing. Fucktard
gfox25 0
maybe you shouldn't be such a liberal moron and perhaps you should focus on your driving rather than being a pretentious
Hockeyboy4280 18
You know which kind of drivers bother me? Ones who lay on their horns for trivial reasons.
jeremy4719 0
YOU caused the accident you dumb ****... She may of been distracted, but YOU caused the wreck by focusing and honking...
KuchkaNumberOne 2
That's what you get.
bizarre_ftw 22
Well hey, now she can pay for the damage