Today, I had to explain to a customer that she couldn't use the bathroom while going through the drive-thru. I still don't understand what exactly she had in mind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a coffee. The cashier asked, “Hot or iced?” I panicked and said, “Yes.” We both just stared at each other until she said, “So… which one?” I wanted to drive away and never return. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that it’s weird to defecate into your hand and throw it from the shower into the toilet. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, I went to a drive through with my housemate. She got our order wrong and angrily yelled at the teenager who handed us our food, making her cry. My housemate can't fully speak English because of a learning disability, and she refuses to admit it. FML
Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML
Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
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Fiakealii 1
...did she maybe mean that she wanted to run in and use the restroom after ordering through the drive through?
wheresmymary 22
She wanted to piss in a cup and let you take care of it
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Comments (11)
Fiakealii 1
...did she maybe mean that she wanted to run in and use the restroom after ordering through the drive through?
Danne696 14
My thought exactly, she were probably just uncertain wheter she was allowed to or not considering most restaurants only allow customers to use their restroom.
RichardPencil 32
Who are you to say she can't pee or poop in her own car?
wheresmymary 22
She wanted to piss in a cup and let you take care of it
bigred121970 10
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha too Funny.
trucker2 33
Maybe she was waiting for the paper bag and napkins
Cali 57
Oh god I hope not.
Goblin182 27
Wait, are you saying that she wanted to get out of her car, come into the store, leaving her car in the drive thru line while she used the restroom holding up everyone in the line?
Mooglefox 24
I be like, "Miss, you may go to the bathroom, but you have to do it in your own car."
Jacobus_G 3
were the doors locked because it was late maybe she wanted you to open the door so you could come into the restaurant and use the bathroom