Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.
noobcaek 2
Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.
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noobcaek 2
Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
in the wise words of ollie williams "thegirlstofat" thanks ollie
GaryBusey1121 0
I once made sweet, sweet love to a fat roll
humzizzl3 0
this is disgusting
VaGino432 0
You fatass. lucky your mans desperate enough to put up with all your adipose cuz you put out.
Themistocles_fml 0
I love BBW lol jk. Nobody likes them.
LittleMissSusie 0
Well, as long as she not one of those soulless gingers, she should be fine.
poiu717 0
it pisses me off how girls hate being fat! get skinny bitch damn!
katiemarie23 0
Uh... Most girls are like 30% body fat. It's unhealthy to be below 15%. If you are a chick you should be able to 'pinch an inch' essentially everywhere on your body.
PointAndLaugh 0
EVERYWHERE?
Strebor 0
Katie, it depends on your muscle as well. there are a couple of people I know, who are fit and healthy and have 5-10% body fat
ComMed1 0
30% body fat healthy? is that what you tell yourself at night to deal with the fact that you are over weight. just bc america raised the bmi scale to try to lower the obesity numbers doesn't mean that it is healthy. Healthy women have a body fat percentage of 15% to 20% depending on the body type. 21% to 30% is over weight and 31% or more is obese. so instead of saying it is healthy to be over weight try losing some. also they have done a new study showing obesity making people dumber so i understand if you don't understand everything I have just said
robnunzi 0
hahaha so true
morganhchs 5
is this what you tell yourself to make you feel better
penguinazul 13
Just sayin', I've never known a "chubby" girl who did not have at least a little bit of back fat. I'm not saying to the point where she has back boobs, but chubby = theres some fat there. If the girl has no fat, then she's no longer chubby.
angel55033 12
how does that work I never heard that about pinching that's interesting
sactownsfinest 0
I wasn't going to comment on this but damn op do some cardio! that's just nit right! lol
amerwin 3
Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.
hairdreser0nfire 0
Tell him to shut up and butter it!
KangarooFever 0
you should have said neither and then licked his hand
KingDingALing 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Grab onto his dick and ask "Why is it so small?"
free2speak 14
or grab it and say, "Is this your pinky or toe?"
Tadeusz_fml 5
Why? Unless he needs to lose weight too, she's the only one with a problem here. Penis/breast size is up to genetics. Weight is up to the individual concerned. Obesity invariably leads to serious health, mental and social problems in addition to being aesthetically unpleasing to most.
KingDingALing 9
I was joking...
r9310 0
none cares its a good comeback get over it
star500 0
good one(: lmao
KingDingALing 9
47- Are you talking to #17?
Zebidee 9
Just as long as #47 wasn't talking to #59!! :DDD
KikiThePug 0
What's with people that hate people who are big?
rallets 23
...weight can be genetic too...
warpig182 0
Fat people make the USA look bad.
breenarae25 0
u live in Hilo? I live a kona lol
andyfreay 1
**** #4 they don't know what there talking about. Retard
lololol1112 4
says the hick holding a gun in his picture........
Zmeilerr 22
107, please do us all a favor, take that gun and blow your brains out. also, no one will show up at your funeral and may you burn in hell.
evanizle 0
nah 156 I say he kills you with it because you are ugly.
evanizle 0
I'm jp but don't be mean to him for expressing an opinion
Draminicaus 0
lmao....You beat me to it. Damn.
ComMed1 0
why are guys now taking bathroom pics like chicks.
kittydidit 0
192 Win! LOL I don't care if it's a girl or a guy - bathroom cellphone pics are the douchiest thing ever.
iamthespider 0
Um yeah because obesity isn't possibly cause by genetics at all.... rigtht
johnnyboy1928 0
rofl
im_emile 4
If you're talking about 133, he's holding a guitar...not a gun..
mdog1114 0
lolzz
TheMegaFridge 0
What's with all the chunkers nowadays?
DocBastard 40
The better question is, what's with all the assholes who are prejudiced against the overweight?
mdog1114 0
don't be hater just cuz ur jelous ;)
mdog1114 0
cuz ik I'm hot :) ;)
nikki9910 0
haha
omgwork 0
fat
guitarbabe 0
hahaha well I hope you don't wear any extremely tight shirts because otherwise he might learn the truth!! and keep hanging out with him in the dark and I agree with number 1
IWABO2_ 0
Ewww thats sick go on a diet
jok3r_l3tal 0
agreed...you know those dam rolls can kill him|:
leesh85k 0
Omg!! If that is really u in the pic.. Like u can talk.. Which fag takes a pic of themselves in the mirror on their phn.. Bahaha as if back rolls aren't more attractive..
mayulily 0
maybe it's diet time?
juwood 7
Hey, Mayulily, what anime is your pic from?
kasumirock 13
I am curious as well...
lovelyliz916 5
I hear Special K is on sale at Wal-Mart.
girlslikeguys 0
hehe i <3 special k lol ;)
ThePaperDragon 31
me too! :)
ladybugobgyn 0
your parents must be so proud of you. they will probably take this pic and put it in your graduation announcements, assuming you will graduate. that's a stretch, considering how you are self-portraying.
WinSomeLoseNone 0
102 is hawt!!!!!!
ladybugobgyn 0
and illegal.
WinSomeLoseNone 0
shit... call me 10/2/2011
ladybugobgyn 0
hahahahahahahahaha!
WinSomeLoseNone 0
if it's illegal for me to have sex with her it should be illegal for her to have a photo like that.... just saying.. seriously 10/2/2011.. ;)
schalk 12
If i had a pair of boobs like that i'd never stop touching them
justsomgirl 4
102 your boobs look like an ass.
psuboy 0
shut the **** up 108. I was always told " smoke 'em if you got 'em." she just got 'em
77taylah33 0
what is with all the girls putting pictures of there boobs up?!?!?
nzkiwi 0
wow
Lucidium 0
Holy Hell 102, you make me want to vomit. Get a new top.
ladybugobgyn 0
164, you are such a quality guy. I bet you have girls lined around the corner to date you. I'm sure that girls like 102 will be the best you can get. enjoy the trailer park!!
Hopersz 0
Lol aww that sucks. Tell him to suck it up. Maybe diet time?