Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.
noobcaek 2
Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.
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Comments (258)
NyopQ 6
#4 WIN
needleinmypants_fml 3
wow another fat FML... LEARN TO DIET or STFU. im tired of these fatso's crying about stuffing their faces then crying about.
Hgielad_720 0
Aww, that sucks But doesn't he realize how fat you are?
Hgielad_720 0
*. Shut up.
Zmeilerr 22
that wasn't nice! now say sorry to the nice OP!!
buba81 0
1. He knows what you Look like, so don't lie 2. He is an Idiot for asking stuff like that. dump him...
DocBastard 40
buba, I'm very Confused about your capiTalization schemE. it seems to make no Sense how you capitalize ranDom words, but not the first Word of a sentence. Is ThaT inTenTiOnal?
justajoker 0
he doesn't do it like that and why do you care ..?
DocBastard 40
I care because I'm a Grammar Nazi. I care because I carecabout the English language. I care because people who abuse the English language should be shot in the right arm twice. I couldn't help noticing your lack of capitalization also. Here, stand still...
ComMed1 0
103 love the pic. did you ever notice how she has to go over, under and across things to get to her destination
StewieBigFan 0
He was either kidding, or you really need to hit the gym. Nothing wrong with wanting to be healthy. Those medical bills aren't cheap.
stronghand0331 17
Mean and yet so true. No need for apologies, this website is called FML for a reason.
knibbsy 4
FML = Finally, miraculous love?
stronghand0331 17
Maybe for us, Knibbsy but not the rest of the world. Sucks for them
amberbby69 6
Oh wow, a back roll that is as big as a stomach or boob?! lol Maybe it is time to hit the gym.
ThePaperDragon 31
That was my first thought after reading this...
italiangurrl 8
Totally off topic: 104- No disrespect or anything, but you should probably put some clothes on and cover up.
stephaniegeezy 0
Look on the bright side! More cushion for the pushin' (;
Zmeilerr 22
MissEmma_fml 22
I don't understand how people can say ydi.. some people physically CAN'T lose weight and some people actually want to be more on the chubby side. For some overweight people it's REALLY hard to lose the weight. Anyway, some guys like fat women! Have a heart and be nice guys.
free2speak 14
there is a difference between chubby and obese. Everyone should lead a healthy active lifestyle. Back rolls and muffin tops are disgusting. Its okay to be healthy and have curves but when you have so much fat the your bf can't distinguish where her boobs ends and stomach begins, then she needs to do something about her weight. Unless she is diabetic, in which case the above doesn't apply.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
there are countless ways to increase your metabolism to help with losing weigh. if you change eating habits(portion sizes, cut out unhealthy snacks), get on a proper diet(as far as getting the right nutrition while also not overloading calories and fat) and get on a proper weight training/cardio schedule, do all of this effectively and I guarantee you will reshape your body. you will lose fat and gain lean mass and feel better all the way around.
gtheemo 0
hey ms. make people feel good about themselvs even when they shouldn't. show me a person who wants to be fat and ill show you a liar. noone wants to be disgusting. and remember society puts these ideas of can't and you are sick into peoples heads. anyone can lose weight. ANYONE. where there is a will there is always a way. people tell themselves they "can't" because they are to ******* lazy to get up and do somthing about it.
gtheemo 0
hey ms. make people feel good about themselvs even when they shouldn't. show me a person who wants to be fat and ill show you a liar. noone wants to be disgusting. and remember society puts these ideas of can't and you are sick into peoples heads. anyone can lose weight. ANYONE. where there is a will there is always a way. people tell themselves they "can't" because they are to ******* lazy to get up and do somthing about it.
spaceshan69 0
Amen 123
i_love_puppybrea 0
proper training schedule? some people don't have time to have a workout schedule beause they are busy working, duh
Selena_is_back 7
Some people are on seefood diets: they see food ... they eat it.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Works for me!
Selena_is_back 7
hahaha for me too! :)
Brandon_ryan 0
lol too funny