Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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amerwin 3
Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.
noobcaek 2
Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.
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Comments (258)
iheartglasses 0
Try to change your diet? Im a huge water drinker and eat relatively healthy but Im still rather chubby and the only significant weight I lose is when Im pregnant and have a little booger helping me burn my calories lol Just laugh it off next time something similar happens and tell your boyfriend to stop poking on your lumps. If he was truely bothered by your weight he wouldn't be around..
marinus_fml 20
lol epic pun!!
iheartglasses 0
And before anyone, IF anyone decides to comment on my comment, no pun was intended by calling myself a huge water drinker lol
vivazman 0
I think fat people are aliens and should banished fom earth
XxKyttixX 0
lol
Sorrows 5
Ew. That's all I've got to say.
CJrox606 0
:-0 fyl but ydi
vict1102 0
i dont think you should've posted this...
vict1102 0
... were you fat once?
IWABO2_ 0
#52were you talking to me? Im # 46
jonesy6731 0
gross...
KikiThePug 0
Shut up everyone that said she needs to go on a diet. What if she can't help it? Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. No one can change that. Also, you'll always be perfect to someone- yourself. Your boyfriend is a total dick.
boopityboppity 11
The boyfriend did not intentionally insult the OP. He's not necessarily a dick.
TheDrifter 24
You're right. Beauty is in they eye of the beholder. However any eye beholding the op knows that back ******* are not beautiful. Please stop with the political correctness. Idiocy like telling people who are hundreds of pounds overweight they're beautiful and perfect the way they are is killing thousands in America.
KikiThePug 0
Yes, but I was refering to the OP this time.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Oh FFS! Do you have any idea how rare it is to have a condition that truly prevents you from losing any weight? Why is that everyone's go to defense? Even if you have a disease or disorder that makes it difficult to lose weight, it does not mean you can't. It's not complicated. There are always some modifications you can make to your diet and exercises you can do. You just have to actually do them. There is no reason to infer OP has any issues with losing weight. Her bf sounds pretty damn supportive to me. Presumably he knows what she looks like with the lights on and he is still with her. He knows she has rolls and dived right in.