Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.
noobcaek 2
Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.
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Comments (258)
amayaa_fml 7
grody
IWABO2_ 0
But dude im not using the app im using good ol'e regular internet on my phone. #141
Zmeilerr 22
I'm pretty sure there's still a reply button.
Zmeilerr 22
I'm pretty sure there's still a reply button.
ashurbanipal 0
bout time for a diet, huh, fatty?
IWABO2_ 0
No theres not sorry alot of people make that mistake
Zmeilerr 22
I love you OP. I'll pleasure every inch of those fat rolls all you want.
IWABO2_ 0
Yeah i was confused too at first
Hgielad_720 0
Maybe you should just stop getting on FML. :)
mrmaks18 7
op I'm gonna assume it's genetic your doing regular excersize that you eat healthy and eating the right amount of calories to loose weight anyhow if you still want a boyfriend two things don't ever switch the lights on and don't ever roll on top of him
TheNewGuy03 29
hmm...back boobs = negatory. thyroid disorders notwithstanding, that shit is manageable. definitely start something you can stick with long-term. hell, even those with thyroid disorders find ways to manage their body fat. i just don't want you to roll over one day, and i have to tap out. |the kid|
bebacklater 0
go loose weight!
Stixx55 2
did he not know that you were a lil on the hefty side?