Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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amerwin 3
Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.
noobcaek 2
Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.
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Comments (258)
perdix 31
I know you don't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll, but you have the fat to give him a back roll to handle. You should graft some nipples on to your back fat rolls so your boyfriend can go crazy next time you "cuddle" in the dark.
IWABO2_ 0
Okay not every fat/bug has a disease where they can't lose wait and second if they knew they had a disease like that they should've done something before they became fat and decided to use it as an excuse for eating so much.win.
Kua_Mei 0
It isn't necessarily a disease: just a low metabolic rate and other similar things. Healthy/skinny people can't understand the insane cravings and constant hunger.
TheDrifter 24
As a large but not obese person I understand hunger and cravings. They're still no excuse for your fat ass to eat a whole chicken and a vat of soda "because you were craving them". Learn a little self control
IWABO2_ 0
*also i meant to put person after big
Gadomski87 2
El Em Ay Oh!
gabbiechaoss 5
@12 some people arent fat because they eat too much. stop being ignorant.
SettoFail 9
I'm so glad I'm not overweight lmao
bekdebekah 0
run seriously your unhealthy
Hump_Zilla 0
I'm a fatty and I only eat 1 sometimes 2 normal sized meals a day and I don't drink soda...mainly just water and tea
marinus_fml 20
There's your problem. Eat more regular but smaller meals. Doing this will increase your metabolism and with some exercise your body will soon be in shape! If your body only gets one meal a day, it tries to keep it in the system for as long as it can because it thinks its starving.
Draminicaus 0
Yeah, one meal a day won't get you skinny, it just slows your metabolism, which makes it even more difficult to lose weight. Remember, it's not about eating less, it's about working off more than you take in. So, eat smaller meals with less calories and exercise more to get rid of those small calories.
Draminicaus 0
Which is really the same thing Marinus just said. Lol Sorry, BackMuscles. lol
ilikecatsanddogs 0
well the problem with that is most fat people are fat because the only eat one to two meals a day, they think that will help them but it only gets a lot worse, like snacking, and probably a 'normal' sized meal isn't normal for what other people call normal , I'd suggest running and doing extrasize, and eating well portion meals three times a day(;
IWABO2_ 0
Yeah i didn't mean necessarily a disease i meant like a disorder,low metobolic rate,etc. But if you know you have cravings and it seems like your gaining weight you should atleast try to work it off. Because even if you have a low metobolic rate doesn't mean you have no metobolic rate.
Hgielad_720 0
How old are you?
KikiThePug 0
It seems that he/she's 14 from their profile.
Hgielad_720 0
76, I agree.
r9310 0
even if your in the dark it would be easy to tell what you grabbing maby he is an idiot
bethan1 4
Yeah and maby you can't spell...
starberries 0
At least he should be able to tell whether he's grabbing your back or your front. I'm assuming your head and arms are in the normal places?
ohthebloodygore 16
63, you're an idiot. If you didn't notice she was mocking.
Selena_is_back 7
68, Unless you can "communicate" in a special way, how would you know she was mocking her?
bethan1 4
Actually if you read the comment I replied to that's the only word that's not spelled correctly so its pretty clear that I was mocking her.
Hgielad_720 0
79, why would you contradict ohthebloodygore???? Also, it was pretty clear that 60 was mocking the other person...
boopityboppity 11
H_720's got it right. If y'all can't figure out that bethan1 was mocking 48, then you probably shouldn't be trying to argue with anybody, much less ohthebloodygore; it seems like too much work for your minds.
SettoFail 9
what's with people misspelling maybe? my bf spells it "mabe" lol
DocBastard 40
Ignorance, Daleigh, Wiveny, bethani, boopity, Selena, Precious, why all the malice? Can't we all just get along? Can we not let a little oversight go here and there? Why must we berate people for every single mistake? *you're Dumbass.