anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that, because I'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML
This_Is_Me1982
Canada
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
izziegrl
Naucalpan, Mexico
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML
honeynuggetviolin
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that the airhead sitting next to me at work who can't get anything done on her own, makes more money than I do. FML
thatsucks
United States
Today, I realized that my father's weekly unemployment check is more than my bi-weekly pay check. My full time job pays less than my father's unemployment. FML
JBK06262009
United States
Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
Anonymous
Cody, United States
Seize the means
Today, I found out I'm getting a pay cut, a week after I told my boss I need a raise or second job just to afford bills. I made the company 10k last week. FML
CASH_NoMOMEY
Windsor, United States
Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML
Top comments
attatood 8
Being a street performer takes talent. Maybe train and/or find another job that takes talent?
DocBastard 40
I'm very sorry to hear that, OP. That must be rough. I really feel for you. Now shut the **** up, get an advanced degree, and make something of yourself so you don't have to complain here. In the time it took you to write this FML, you could have applied for college or a masters degree.
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Comments (113)
GaryBusey1121 0
street performer= prostitute?
attatood 8
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FarSide 23
= banker?
attatood 8
The OP just WORKS in the bank. How the hell are they screwing the economy? Idiot!
phreshboi 1
I'm guessing he's the janitor at the bank?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
fire jugglers have every right to earn more than you, when was the last time you ate and twirled fire?
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
some of those people make 40 bucks an hour easy. it is a proffesionals for some that aren't even poor.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
proffesion* stupid autofill.
herpyderpy 0
too bad autofill would have spelled profession correctly
PointAndLaugh 0
Moral of the story is, quit your job and learn to play 6 instruments at once.
Lucidium 0
49, don't you re-read your comment before you send it? Don't blame auto-fill jeeze.
attatood 8
Being a street performer takes talent. Maybe train and/or find another job that takes talent?
ilpapagrande 16
well said
Poepiepiesie 3
Don't train, just contact Ben Affleck and show him a detailed map of the bank + vault code/key.
KissTheAngel 3
What if OP has NO talent whatsoever???? THEN WHAT?!?!?!?!
CitrusGirl 0
Must be a very talented street performer
beetman5 4
YDI for being a working member of society
SneakyMuffin 0
And, if you're not some 12 year old, what might your job be?!?
thakiller 0
Well obviously you have a dumb job and are dumb enough to keep it. YDI
nond2nv 4
How is banking a dumb job? Depending on her position, she may have licenses and degrees. I find your comment ignorant.
Nena713 0
What do you expect from a 10 year old? He'll figure it out later in life. In the meantime let him enjoy his milk and cookies every night, and $5 allowance every week.
spade1997 0
wow ur dumb
chloec16 0
35 i totally agree. you made my day :)
dogcolon 0
Wow you bitches need to hop off his nuts. Maybe that's an old picture and he looks older than 10 in that. So I find your statement ignorant that he is too young to know anything. Pshhh bitches these days... always trying to find some shit to nag bout.
metallicatime 0
72 you're so right. I think those bitches need to change their tamps
Nena713 0
#72 do me a favor and go kill yourself you simple minded bitch. I stand by my comment, and if you don't like it then kindly **** off. Looks like you're the one that's gargling on #6 balls.
KissTheAngel 3
Quite a downer aren't cha?
Puffytruffles 18
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ronnieb7 0
they're just more talented
maddiester 5
ydi for not performing for your clients.
faroutrabbit 0
that sounded wrong.....
satomi_ishida 0
Lol lots of entertainers make more money than you :P But at least you're making money, and hopefully enough to support yourself.
louie111887 0
man that sucks to hear. I'm glad I'm no longer a business major.
DocBastard 40
I'm very sorry to hear that, OP. That must be rough. I really feel for you. Now shut the **** up, get an advanced degree, and make something of yourself so you don't have to complain here. In the time it took you to write this FML, you could have applied for college or a masters degree.
zkchild 0
Man your comment just gave me whiplash lol nicely done Doc.
amayaa_fml 7
bhahahhaha, man this really made me laugh
drakem 7
You do know that in this economy, and advanced degree is just making people become poor as all it does is cost more money for "teaching" and you're still not even close to guaranteed a good job
DocBastard 40
My advanced degree is "MD." That counts as an advanced degree last I checked. I have more job security than I know what to do with. Check your facts before you make ludicrous statements, friend.
JoseM_fml 0
Ever heard of humility. Calm the **** down