44haley44
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML
Lonely
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
Handblocked
🌶️ Spicy
Overcome
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
thermos
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Morning motivation
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
hannahthedino
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
Ned
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML
Top comments
kraine0712 2
Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.
ayooBrandon 12
I can't imagine how wet your sheets are
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Comments (595)
quade25 0
1st
whyXD 13
so your love life isn't going very well.
lilmisslovely13 15
#1 you're an idiot.
jjames7543 13
I didn't know people still acknowledged their commenting place...
Hoarr 0
nice.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Freaky dog dude
embr 0
...just goes to show u... u can always rely on a vibrator to last longer than ur bf.
Gorillaz23 9
So... how'd it go?
KiddNYC1O 22
It was bananaz.
KiddNYC1O 22
It was bananaz.
hyperdrive 4
OP is a terrible lay, obviously...
6tori6 5
it's a good thing you didn't need your parents to wake you up that morning! awkward!
jesernoob 13
lemme guess that's way awesome?
iLoveBoobies21 0
you're way ****** retarded awesome!
Ahkoifish 0
It is quite relaxing..
cuntfacekillah 5
Obviously not so well if she fell asleep.
YFDIOP 0
well if u cant even entertain yourself, thats probably why youre not doing it with a real person
richard121212 0
she had dreams about it
Weetart 8
Hey ,as Bruno Mars puts it "easy cum, easy go."
kraine0712 2
Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.
shift_love 13
111. all I can say is wow that was ******* awesome.
el_paso_guy89 0
111- you just made my evening! LMAO!!
theaws0m3guy 4
Well then I guess she keeps her vibrator on the down low! Ba-dum-ching!...no? Oh, okay then...
bennetts211 2
Well that'll "wear out the batteries."
doyougiveacrap 0
97 hahaz
bookwormsteph 3
Wow. Seriously laughed when I read this. Poor exhausted vibrator.
YFDIOP 0
lol 111 made my day
sarabraun8 7
it also might mean she's just that loose.
knight0748 5
111 wins, I was going say something about working overtime, but u got me beat.
iLove2LoveU 0
she falls asleep to her vibrator?? wow nothing pleases her!!
theaws0m3guy 4
Well...did you finish at least?
puplover 3
insane
smoaks 0
lmao. 111 your awesome!!
garrettsgirl 0
101 hahaha u made my day.
proxxX069069 7
I usually just about pass outt after sex all the time lol
cc_the_beast 6
Ummmm...you're doing it wrong.
grizzly260 0
Hopefully after at least three or four orgasms. Then again I don't know how many most women have seeing as I've only ever slept with one (many times) but she may have been a nympho.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I feel more bad for her used out ****** more than the vibrator I mean leaving that thing in there for along period of time can't be good for a ******
zbajis 7
111 FTW!
Gazarok 0
#111 is my new god
conmanusmc 0
two camels in a tiny car
pertained 12
forever alone
lilxsexii 4
At least the vibrator has a long life. (:
BloodyDraven 0
yall should leave OP alone, u don't know if she was tired or not, hell, maybe she had worked a twelve hour shift and pull Mr. Vibrator out to give him some love, and she passed out from exhaustion.
alexg823 0
132 - Who made your morning? A vibrator?
chaps93 6
I bet she had some sweet dreams
Metal_Chick 15
It happens; at least you know you probably reached ecstasy if you passed out during haha!
alex1432 9
#111 is a boss
YOUFOMS 0
smart thinking
The_Weirdo 10
It could be worse. You could wake up with a penis, instead of a vag.
artc91 0
378 - Wait wutttt?
theten_fml 9
Hello OP, I work for Duracell. Would you be interested in shooting a commercial with us?
sicwitit 0
haha what's the worlds west rejection? when your hand falls asleep while u ********** haha wow at least u have the batteries that keep goig an going. too ba you can't keep cuming and cuming
KillTheBiebs 0
LMAO!
Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX 6
big win for #111 you offically made my day :)
hobojones 0
146 if you where trying to make a pun, it was terrible and i dont get it...
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
lol most negatives I've ever got :3 I was aiming for that btw
Rawr100 0
#2 ur wallpaper is freakin awethum
peterubino 2
lmao that was great!
kyq 0
props
kyq 0
your hot!
Gorillaz23 9
Thanks!
thathurts 0
win ^
TylerGowen 0
You're in 10?? Beautiful!
emmilysuee 0
That brightened my night :D
ILUVMSC 5
you dirty hoe!
ColorfulDonut 7
111 I have never seen so many thumbs up
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
damn 111 766 thumbs up XD
mickmick95 0
you made my day 111
richard121212 0
457... win?
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
TMI, #572... its a pity youre going to have a hard time justifying your refund, OP
97currie 0
ahaha that's hot
angeluv_2014 22
@135 I just love it when people's pics match their comment perfectly!
wazupwolf 5
wow WTF
simply_improper 1
lol. ive done that. the motor got so hot it burned my inner thigh.
JoeTheMan12 0
that's sucks, I slepted with adult things on my iPad when my dad came in, he yelled at me so loud that i woke up in shock lol
ryno101 3
slepted - lol
JoeTheMan12 0
shit I meant slept
Tjack_attack 0
been there dine that
jonmansheppard 9
*done
Tjack_attack 0
damnyouautocorrect
RacerX1695 1
it's funny because you are eating in the picture.
IHeartJimi02 0
57, me too!!! Lmfao
jacob12311 4
why would auto correct correct a real word your finger slipped on that one you can't press done and have it change to dine
Tjack_attack 0
well who asked you fatty
iLoveBoobies21 0
you're ****** retarded.
ayooBrandon 12
I can't imagine how wet your sheets are
PrincessLaurz 4
lmfao
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Those batteries HAD to be energizers.
YFDIOP 0
LMAO 61, and 4 i think it was a girl
rileybrownie 0
still girls get pretty wet too lol
kikilaughsatyou 0
HAHAHAHA(:
estakeller 0
hahaa. facebook me. esta kaylee keller
Drigr 9
and they usually refer to girls as getting WET. 4s comment worked.
sherryl_fml 0
lawl your a pre funny bloke.
sherryl_fml 0
lawl your a pre funny bloke.
markymark1429 8
94 - is that actually you?....wow
bubble25_fml 5
rumor has it she has a water-bed...
pYrO92583 0
85- if your a guy girls get wet when that are exited if you are a girl I have no comment
tittymagic 0
dude... I know
YFDIOP 0
my bro commented that i know girls get wet
Jim717 1
yes they do. lol ik my gf does...lol
nyssx 0
girls cum too .. uhh84
missIrene 6
really?
Alysin 14
we can only imagine what she was dreaming about
randomlettrrs 8
197 prove it to me
mrredkneck 2
84 ur not very smart
nigrice 0
178 - liar.
RacerX1695 1
it's funny because water is wet.
vanillatwilight6 0
favorite comment on fml
yougotapes 7
man that experience had to be freaking awesome to make her pass out...
shannen7 0
LOLOLOL
ariannaa_fml 17
well 85, if you must know her name is Haley. maybe you should read instead assume the obvious
Tektite 14
LMAO.. It would be an even bigger FYL if your vibrators batteries are dead.
thepicoeater 1
85 what tipped you off?
thepicoeater 1
85 what tipped you off?
agaba 0
85 do I even need to respond on how stupid and idiotic that comment was.
Lanceeden 12
I hope you have a lot of laundry detergent.
zacharytk72 5
HAHAHAHA
j_cat187 20
85's obviously a virgin
lolwtfwasthat 0
lol well don't get yourself off while your tired...
artc91 0
295 - You're 16.
iLuvBBW 0
your point is? people in their teens **********. it's a healthy thing to do!
alphaskater09 9
you're an idiot.
awickedsomething 0
NO! :O Ya think?
dylpikle 0
right? lmao
Lyposuction1 0
haha
booboojlc 0
I was thinking 14
catdog3134 2
awkward
chaps93 6
it's only awkward if you make it awkward
FMMFL1992 3
Not as awkward as waking up with a morning boner and then having to wait a few minutes before you leave your room.
Orcina1 3
best sleep ever!
Platypus333 3
that really isn't that awkward....
UnderWaterComix 0
yeah, why is that awkward. Unless that vibrator was magic and could talk, then it would be awkward.
katgoesmeow 0
best FML ever
Superflykid 5
so far ;)
Julieissocool 0
I agree haha
panda101x 0
best ever
amrik 11
exactly what I said!
RacerX1695 1
I think I said it first.
DeathMaple 3
Agreed =]
JacksonCampbell 9
I said that before it was popular.
Chesxca 0
hey thats a good way to wake up!
Crncj 0
wait, was it in her?
Chesxca 0
hey thats a good way to wake up!
CynthiaMeAtSix 7
I guess you had a nice sleep?
Babalu722 3
i hate when that happens
beastlybeauty 4
nice hair Cynthia is it... White?
MrFraser25 2
at least she wasnt WASTING the power;)
CynthiaMeAtSix 7
it's getting there :)
CurlyChica808 4
lol, nice hair btw, whites a good color on ya:)
dapredatorx 0
I love your hair:)
Coreytheb0ss 0
Cynthia you're beautiful:)
Coreytheb0ss 0
Cynthia you are gorgeous:)
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Been there, done that, got a frightened family member to witness.
imcutefml 0
nice :O
Diogi4363 0
that explains your screen name
pYrO92583 0
that would be the day I started locking my door or drink a redbull lol XD
Autocorrect 0
Lol oh shit.
whynotnowtron 0
do tell.