Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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amerwin 3
Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.
noobcaek 2
Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.
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Comments (258)
blushingred 0
Why is everyone so shallow? Some people are also naturally just big and perfectly healthy. Even if that's not the case who is anyone to judge. I swear to god "fat-phobia" is the problem nowadays. What the f*ck has everyone come to. some of you should be ashamed. Though I know 90% of those people aren't. It's sad.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, I am not even a little bit ashamed of thinking a morbidly orbese person should lose weight.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Hit send too soon. I'm not shallow. There are a lot of plump people in my life who I love and truly don't care how they look. Shallow people like yourself will try to convince the obese people that they are beautiful regardless of their weight. Because my concern is deeper, I want these people to be healthy. I've never been a skinny girl. I've been curvy since I was in single digits. I became overweight after my second kid. I can personally attest to the fact that losing weight is hard. I also didn't let a little extra weight skewer my self-esteem because I was proud of what my body had done. But I was never under the delusion that it was okay to be heavy. You are truly doing a disservice to people by saying that. Encouraging people to be healthy is the more loving act.
C25_fml 4
I don't understand ... What does 'back roll' mean ? [He caught her ass ?!]
blushingred 0
Ya' know who cares if someone eats too much? Who are you to judge? Food can even be an addiction, just as companies intend. Lots of people do have choices, and just decide to friggen' eat more-why should you care?! Calm down people, you say 'fat' disgusts you-well your train of thought and personality disgusts me. Assholes.
blushingred 0
wow "what does he see in you" weight and body are not everything. I winder how ****** up your relationships must be. shallow.
ImaginaryFoe 1
To whom is this comment directed? This is why there's a reply button.
77taylah33 0
I want to know what is with all the girls on fml showing of there boobs on fml!?!?
DocBastard 40
Taylah, some girls are insecure enough about themselves that they think showing off their boobs will attract men, despite the fact that men (the good ones, at least) are more interested in a woman's mind than what's under her sweater.
JERZBornNRaised 7
yea thats true i care about the girls inside and mind, but if there is no physical attraction i wouldnt wanna be with her, lets face it im not ******* her brain or personality imma smash her body.. so yesss i agree brain and personality are insanely important and a good body too.. your not gonna sleep with fat guys and if you say you would if he had an amazing personality your lying straight thru your teeth..
DocBastard 40
Jerz, I had a feeling you were a kid based on your response. There's nothing inherently wrong with that attitude while you're young, but keep in mind that you don't marry a pair of ****. Looks fade and boobs sag with time, but a good personality lasts forever. Well, until senility strikes.
JERZBornNRaised 7
im 20 not a kid, i merely state the facts, yeaaa personality is most important, and mind, but if they have that and you arent physically attracted your relationship wont go further than just friends, cuz be real your not gonna have sex with someone you dont find hot, attractive, gorgeous, w.e.. yeaaa in time your body gets gross haha, but you gotta maintain it and keep it in good shape, your motivation should be to keep yourself in amazing shape for your significant other, if i do it i want someone that puts the same effort into it.. sooo yea looks are very important to me as well, at least im honest and the girl im with always knows she gorgeous since my standards are thru the roof
munkee_6669 0
I'm 12% body fat hello self esteem boost lol
mtnairtom 0
grossed out but yet very turned on by this. WHY?
Shaggy_92 5
ewwwwwww fat people
spaceshan69 0
fat people are disgusting. Udderly (misspelled on purpose) disgusting.
_Jonah_ 0
Fat people are just...awful.