Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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amerwin 3
Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.
noobcaek 2
Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.
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Comments (258)
_Jonah_ 0
Unless its a genuine issues, fat people should be sent to some kind of military run wieght loss program until they stop buying zimoframe's with our tax money.
Oniat 2
There's no reason the vast majority of people can't lose wait. My grandmother lost a lot of weight by taking control of her diet after learning that her thyroid went to hell. It's called sacrifice and hard work. The best things in life are often the hardest to get, people nowadays are lazy : /
Oniat 2
Weight*
goodnightmoon_fml 0
I have mixed opinions on this. Some people who're rather thin have fat rolls on their back, simply because they lack muscle they need to eliminate them. So, maybe they're thin and not muscular. You also never know if something's wrong with them, like a thyroid problem, metabolic dysfunction... high blood pressure, diabetes, etc. I know, I know; diabetes can be caused by laziness, and overeating, but that's not the typical cause. Or maybe she was prescribed meds that caused her to be overweight. You never know. When I was 11, ish, I got prescribed something and I gained a lot of weight - I was up to 150 pounds [keep in mind, I didn't really know what that meant until I was told - I was only familiar with metrics. (I was 5 ft tall.)] As a 6th grader, that was humiliating. I went to the gym every day, and like any GIRL would, became anorexic. But, I'm not a girl. Eventually, I stopped taking the pill, and lost the needed weight. Now that I'm a full 6'3", I weigh 160. Which, I think is pretty average. She's probably, clearly, already self-conscious. Just chill and be nice to her. Plus, I have friends who are female and very thin (under 100 pounds) who've slept with men of near 350 pounds. They love each other. They're both attracted to each-other's personality, just as I am, in my relationship. I wouldn't care if my partner weighed 290. (Other than the accompanied health issues).
ilikecatsanddogs 0
no offense but you had time to type all this? get a ******* life dude.
no_luck83 0
hit the gym fatty
TempestRain 0
exercise!!!
goalie001 0
lose weight fatty
_PurpleCrush_ 0
*sings in Jugde Claude Frollo's voice* "You are fat, you are round, and these are crimes in which the world shows little pity! Cake is your only friend. Do as I say...obey...and LOSE WEEEEEIIIGHT. Remember Fattymodo, the gym is your sanctuary." No, in all seriousness: If he's with you, no complaints. Not saying just because you have 'rolls' no one should be with you, If you don't like the rolls...lose em. No big fuss about it like in the comments. Jesus people...not that serious. I also enjoyed how much the "shallow" mentality was tossed around.
ilikecatsanddogs 0
lose weight would be nice for you and your boyfriend
Gazarok 0
Ew. just... ******* ew