Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML
Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
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OperationNicole_fml 0
Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.
Xinxinix 0
Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.
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Comments (114)
OperationNicole_fml 0
Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.
Sonic_Rocker 0
Every time I see an FML like this, I laugh and then feel sorry. So again. HAHA. Sorry to hear that, that sucks.
Kingrayer 0
wow that sucks,
Xinxinix 0
Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.
RHK_fml 0
Case in point, why some people should think before they speak. Sorry to hear it. #2 I lol'd at first too.
yeahreally 6
ahh the hilarity at strangers who assume and then look dumb...lol
alex_vik 1
What #6 said. If you look pregnant and aren't, you should probably lose some weight.
suxs4ulol 22
some people just have a big belly, but r really skinny, like me!
Bradley_Dillon 39
Having a big stomach means you're not skinny...
whatsarahsaid 0
Every post like this reminds me of what I heard about assuming someone is pregnant: "Unless you clearly see a hand or something coming out of a woman's ******, never congratulate a woman for her pregnancy."
NinjaToaster 0
Try eating a salad
divagirl07 0
Screw that, I'm sure you're beautiful.