Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, my boss held a staff meeting to talk about how the Covid-19 pandemic has made us stronger, that all of us are family. Later, my car broke down after work, she drove by, saw me stranded on the road and we made eye contact. I thought she was going to help me, but she drove right on by. FML
Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
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BarDownDaily 12
Props for even walking there. It was -40 in Calgary last week. I sympathize.
LexSwift 17
That bitch! People are such dicks nowadays.
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BarDownDaily 12
Props for even walking there. It was -40 in Calgary last week. I sympathize.
shanemaximo 7
/ her tires.
TheDrifter 24
Yeah, 2c to -40 in under 24 hours. That sucked.
BrickWalls 2
If I stepped outside I'd turn into an ice block :(
tellithowitis 13
Ur already a block
hockeydominatorc 0
Well it was -42 out the other day and I walked to school and back everyday by the time I got home I had snot sickles so it's not that bad
BarDownDaily 12
63- Yeah man, it was brutal. But I mean we can't complain, it has not been to bad this winter.
marinus_fml 20
I'm going to jump on the band wagon and complain about my weather too. Today 41 Tomorow 41 Friday 39 Saturday 42 Sunday 41 Monday 41 Tuesday 40 I probs still prefer the heat over freezing weather anyway (:
High1Hopes3 2
Yeah forreal props to you op i wouldnt have walked. Thats a dedicated employee freezin for their job. Id have called in "sick".
blaackandprouud 20
Dude it was -47 degrees Celcius where i live (Fort Mcmurray, Alberta). I feel your pain.
deliciouscake 3
today, it was brutally cold outside. being the dedicated boss I am, I went to work anyway. I drove past some new kid from work. I was about to offer him a ride when I went into cardiac arrest and smashed my gas pedal, driving forward into an accident. FML.
zombiegold 23
You should take a shit in her backseat. That would show her.
_Oblivion_ 12
122- You're a dick
deltoramastr 12
Yea I feel your pain I work in deadhorse Alaska and its been -74 with windchill gotta love winter. Did I mention little to no sun as well
lerouxmaster 7
Yeah, it was only 2 Kelvins here in Quebec with the windchill. 'twas kind of cold...
AyeTee77 18
Canadian winters #hardknocklife
monkeysinatree 6
115- Gotta love Aussie's crazy high temperatures :/
dsbs 9
Holy crap it's in the 70s over here. You guys' balls must be the size of m&ms.
RrLSf19 0
Oh Canada, my freezing haven!
RrLSf19 0
It's -1 right now. Burr! but it's been waaaay colder.
BarDownDaily 12
176- 70s F idiot. Not Celsius, your brain must be the size of an M&M.
farnsworth 3
Minus 6 outside my place :)
jennjennsofly 7
Yeah Calgary hasn't been bad this year, but this last couple of weeks have been colder than december :/
officeradvil 8
Haha, everybody from Alberta coming out on this FML.
Matty1188 6
Yeah move to Canada, and then you can complain.
marmlr339 14
Yakutsk, Russia. Coldest inhabited town / city on earth. January average is -46. And frequently gets to -60 C. They are currently having a Heatwave at -22. And Marinus, yea thats pretty hot. Even for Perth. Brisbane ha a Heatwave 2 week ago. Hit 40 for 3 days. Now we are having yet ANOTHER flood. Had 670mm of rain over ye last week
michabailey 8
160: No. You absolutely did not have temperatures of -271 degrees Celsius. At that temperature, the air would condense.
dsbs 9
193, 70s F is still hot for winter
lerouxmaster 7
211 - Are you ******* kidding me --'
AssassinsCRB 0
Same here except edmonton
Kimk13 8
It's in the 70s here, gotta love Hawaii.
Lucia_Malpense 14
I'm living in one of the few places in Canada that has warm temperatures in the winter. Yup, Vancouver.
LexSwift 17
That bitch! People are such dicks nowadays.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Potatotato + exhaust pipe = revenge
TourettesGuyFTW 26
piece of shit! I said potato!!!
teameminem 2
I think it's time to act out of a scene from horrible bosses!
Deeznutzhairy 7
Then she arrived late and got fired xD
Jessj958 19
People seriously have no manners nowadays and care about nobody but themselves! Her boss must have done her good deed for the day.
Jakesterk96 8
How sweet of her.
pinkcrayola 0
The boss could be a he
Zomg_Okay 27
78 - "my boss pulled up beside me in *her* car".
Swiftly 0
78- OP said his boss is a girl
urdirtyolduncle 15
78- Here's a copy of Elmo's ABC's. Learn how to read. *laughs like Elmo*
cami28 0
So funny!
airforce987 20
YDI for walking. Should have checked the weather.
chels1994 11
Perhaps OP had no choice but to walk? (:
DaKillaMafia 2
I'm pretty sure OP checked the weather when she opened her door to walk to work...
AlwaysCracked 6
Idk about You, but I don't choose to walk to work if I have options.
twilightluvr101 4
How does she deserve it for walking, she had to get to work and the only way to do it was to walk! if u havn't noticed it really isn't that easy to get a job nowadays so maybe op does what it takes so she can keep her's!
airforce987 20
You guys...if I knew it takes thirty minutes to walk to work, I would have found a better way to commute. Is it so hard to ask a friend for a ride instead of risking your life to hypothermia?
downtime 13
You don't deserve to be treated like that because you chose to walk to work. Even if it were just a little chillier than forecasted you'd expect a normal person to offer a ride. Hell, you'd expect it on a completely fine and calm day if they were prepared to pull over and make a comment.
Fisahgurl 1
You don't know the circumstances that OP is in. What if no buses go through that area, or no friend had time to take OP to work. People don't always have it easy. We've gotta do what we can with what we have.
ForeverScarlett 3
YtheDI for assuming someone enjoys walking in freezing weather for the hell of it!
parkerwashere 6
Dude they probably did. In the FML it said it was -20..
cradle6 13
I'm guessing he's not a big fan of you. Not sure why.
ClassyCommando 13
The boss is actually a female. If this was 300 years ago we could burn her at the stake for being a penisless employer :)
xStaciexLynnx 15
She.
GoW_Chick 15
Burn the witch, burn the witch!
himoonkey 8
You should run him over the next day then say " it looks like you're dying, see you at work!"
himoonkey 8
I mean her, I'm ready for all the thumb downs :/
KingDingALing 9
Or she should pee on the windshield of her boss' car. After that, she could have fun knowing that her boss has to clean frozen piss off her windshield.
BeccaHugs 17
#16 why thank you! May the odds be ever in your favor! ;)
Lily_lops95 0
126. You're gay.
Nxty 2
Sorry to hear OP, your boss is a dick!
chels1994 11
That was a real bitch move
xShannonxSammyx 7
Some people are just assigned.
xShannonxSammyx 7
Assholes*** What the hell, autocorrect.
rattusrattus 19
Assigned to be arseholes?