Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
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SOILEDIT 51
Seems like you dodged a major bullet. I wonder if you would have proposed to her, she would suggest to be married as friends.
limegreenpoopie 31
Dating, 2016 style.
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Comments (145)
RabbitOfAurora 28
I feel bad for your ex OP. It's obvious to me she's doing a bit of 'you can't break up with me if we never dated' logic-voodoo; probably to help herself cope with the break up which may have been unexpected on her part. Just give the idea time to settle with her and even if she sticks to that story don't feel too bad, we all have ways of protecting ourselves and this is just hers.
anarchymaniac 22
How is that conversation never brought up before?
brittyboo123 35
That's heartbreaking. I'm so sorry OP, now you can find someone who is actually worth your time.
Luluthus 41
I agree, it's sad. I have to Wonder though, did OP and this girl never talk about exclusivity, relationshipstatus or expectations? It seems to me that OP needs to work on his communications skills.
brenton490 19
So many mixed feelings on this fml. definitely need a follow up to clear up some things.
_racheleliz 8
I laughed way too hard at this.
IndefiniteBeauty 17
So did she think you guys were just friends with benefits this whole time? ???
bobsanction 18
At least now you don't have to feel bad about breaking up with her. Right?
that_guy31 12
that's ******* stupid
everton99 16
It seems like that could have been her coping mechanism to act indifferent. It probably hurt her a lot more than she led on. That, or she was that painfully oblivious.
BlueBaronBitch 22
Did you kiss her? In 2 years I doubt you guys never kissed (unless you're really young or something), and friends don't just makeout either (unless friends with benefits I suppose) this seems a little hard to believe..