Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
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SOILEDIT 51
Seems like you dodged a major bullet. I wonder if you would have proposed to her, she would suggest to be married as friends.
limegreenpoopie 31
Dating, 2016 style.
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Comments (145)
twhalen2 6
Mother of friendzone
yellowzinnias 20
Are you sure she didn't mean that she didn't know you considered the two of you EXCLUSIVE? There's a difference between not knowing you're dating someone and not knowing they consider you their GIRLFRIEND that they need to break up with before seeing someone else. Did you ever ASK her to be exclusive?
GhostFox 34
It could be that she is aromantic, but not asexual, and thought she and OP were just friends with benefits. Or just not romantically interested in OP. This sounds like a major communication failure either way, and makes it kind of unsurprising that the relationship failed. Not that it doesn't suck for OP in the emotional sense, since that is probably seriously upsetting. Of course, she could have just said that as a way to state her lack of emotional pain at the break up, but I don't know if that would be better or worse. I'm not blaming OP, or even the not-girlfriend, just... If one of you didn't even know you were dating, it sounds like the relationship wasn't the healthiest one to begin with. Especially considering that the relationship hit at least the one year anniversary, the matter of their relationship status should have come up, I would think. I mean, sure, celebrating a 'one month anniversary' is dumb, but people that are dating usually celebrate at least the yearly anniversaries, don't they? Also, calling someone your girlfriend after they stated that they didn't think you were even dating, is a bit...off. I'll pass it off as a wording choice for the sake of the post, though.
Cynistor 9
Friends with benefits and you didn't even know.
XPAK_Sam 1
Apply cold water to burnt area...
GokuSS400 18
Ouch…friend zoned HARD
Globrorey 3
Either she really thought you were just friends with benefits, or you got played son. I mean, if that were me and you tried to break up with me, I'd be like shit we were dating? LOL that was a relationship? The ultimate GFY! She wins bro.
storethis 17
Did you even ask her out?
Zeus_strike_me_w 15
Sorry but, didn't you two make out or something?
Hinup 11
sounds like my ex... maybe they should meet