Mike
Livin' la vida loca!
Today, I realized my life is very similar to my dad’s, except I’m only 55 and he’s almost 80. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I was driving my dad, who recently turned 50, to the store and had to listen to him go on and on that he’s having to accept that, as my siblings and I get older and are more independent, he’s having to transition from "sex god to just a dad." I don't know either. FML
Gerry
Fate, up against your will
Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML
Go Mom...?!
United States
It's all downhill from here
Today, I'm a 20 year-old guy, and my 52 year-old mom has aged really well and looks around the same age as me. Meanwhile, I'm aging poorly and fear that I may soon look as old as she actually is. FML
usmcgirl
United States
Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
Gold diggerzzzzzzz
United Kingdom
Is this guy Hugh Hefner?
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Remember me?
Today, my father passed. He never gave me the time of day for anything, but he was my dad so I went to the funeral. However, 98% of the people there had no idea he had an eldest daughter. FML
Dan223
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Mommy's best boy
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
Anonymous
Al Pacino over here
Today, after being a dad to five girls for over 40 years, I finally had a son with my new wife. Too bad I'm 78 years-old and probably won't be around long to enough to enjoy having a boy. FML
Old soul
Steele, United States
Time is on my side
Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I wish I had my mom's life! We have the same 25-year age difference and she's having more fun than I am.
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RichardPencil 32
I wish I had my mom's life! We have the same 25-year age difference and she's having more fun than I am.